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So let me get this straight. A company Hunter Biden and maybe some other members of his family were involved in did business in China and received money from Chinese individuals and/or companies in return?

Dear lord!

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At least there wasn't some kind of smoking gun, like, you know, Hunter Biden receiving highly sought-after trademarks for his Chinese-made products or something in a clear quid-pro-quo between the Chinese government and his politician father.

'Cause that would be really bad and scandalous.

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I think an appropriate response to whataboutbiden is "Yes, what about Biden?"

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Just saw a taco truck.

They're coming...

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Or a $2 billion gift from the Saudis after serving the entire term of your "presidential"* father-in-the law and making sure policy on Saudi Arabia went their way. I mean come the fuck on, no one wants to look into that?

*I refuse to consider any part of those 4 years presidential

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According to reports, Jack Smith is investigating Trump's deal with the Saudis over hosting their shitty knock-off PGA at his shitty knock-off resort.

And hopefully all of the other obviously corrupt shit that went on during and after Trump was in office.

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Shall I fetcheth the pearls for you to clutch

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"Possible" "allegations". Talk about a nothingburger.

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It's called "Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty" and it was made famous by a bunch of guys in fancy Hugo Boss uniforms.

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I know I feel more at ease now.

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And 42% of Gen-Z have been diagnosed with mental health issues including anxiety, depression, and PTSD.

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Nancy Mace: "If these allegations, any of these allegations are proven true, then someone with the last name Biden needs to be charged, prosecuted, maybe spend a little time in prison"

They're only asking for "a little time in prison" here people! Come on, can't we see they're being more than reasonable with us?

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Definitely his mom. It's his special Mother's Day gift.

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If if’s and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a wonderful Christmas James Goomer

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“Web of LLCs” is the name for the all-employee cover band I intend to form at my new company (as soon as I get a job).

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I toggled between Fox and Newsmax at 4 to see how they were handling this dynamite. They weren't.

I would not want to be Comer's chief of staff tonight. (Or any other time, but specially now.)

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