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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Anyone who can read Boner's letter all the way through is a better man than I... or something else is going on with them. I just can't. "Enraged" is not a good place for me do be today.

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Wade's avatar

Give me a break you gaslighting Pedophile Facist! The entire planet knows the Bidens are a criminal organization. The main stream media are the only people keeping the life alive. Guess what DEMONRATS, we see through your BS a we're not voting for lying JOEYJAGOFF again.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Either a joke post, or I wonder why this person is even here and/or how they haven't been banned.

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Daniel's avatar

What's interesting is that nobody has offered any evidence of this.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳...𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘑𝘰𝘦 𝘉𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴.

Meanwhile, his god-king Trump is arguing before the Supreme Court that because the Senate never convicted him, he can't be criminally tried.

These jerkwads can't even be bothered to synchronize their own lies.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Rep. Swalwell helpfully pointed out that if Banjo Dick had enough evidence for a criminal referral than he’d have enough evidence for impeachment for high crimes and misdemeanors.

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docmarvy's avatar

I'm curious how long this is allowed to go on with nothing happening. Do any procedural wonks on here know how it works? Like can the hearing just go on forever with nothing happening? Or is there a point where they have to call it?

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Ta, Evan!

I did read Comer’s letter, which is full of lies and long-debunked conspiracy theories. That Village Idiot just can’t stop himself from stapling his dick to the wall, can he?

Go pigfuck yourself, Comer.

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Jeff Ralston's avatar

"People of Kentucky's 1st Congressional District, please report to the customer service kiosk and take your village idiot back. "

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Phried Ω's avatar

You can't buy as many banjos for $40,000 as you might think.

https://www.guitarcenter.com/Banjos.gc

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Not if you want a good one. But I kid--there are no good banjos.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

If you drop an accordian and a banjo off a roof, which hits the ground first?

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Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Oh, come on. Some burn longer than others.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Loooooooooooool

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

If he were my dad, I'd make him live in the pit. The outhouse itself is too good for a turd like Comer.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Righto! The Sears catalogue lives in the outhouse. Turds live... elsewhere.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

So, not even a subpenis, that the President can ignore like a common Showers Jordan? LOL, fuck you, Comer.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

If we take the House, I want 24/7 interviews with Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Steve Mnuchin, Rick Perry, etc. Legislative reason is that we need new laws to protect ourselves from appointed grifters. Let's talk about $2 billion in bribes and the cost of a pardon to start with. GTFO with the $40,000 bullshit.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Trump refused to testify to the Jan 6 Committee AND during his Impeachment. What makes this dope think President Biden should even consider testifying before his SHAM investigation? This guy seems WOKE!

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Ian's avatar

If I want to see all of the Comer stories, I'll just search 'banjo.'

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's so sad he's associated with the banjo on Wonkette. Steve Martin assured me that it's impossible to be sad playing the banjo.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So did Kermit the Frog.

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Blanche de Shambles's avatar

"Oh, you're willing to work with my schedule? Let's see...I have Go Fuck Yourself open. Does Go Fuck Yourself work for you? No? Okay, then- I've also got Your Mother. I think she's available."

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El Bastardo's avatar

Would that I had more than one upfist to give.

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