405 Comments
User's avatar
Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The Whistleblowers can't be observed by they are one-dimensional and are invisible when they turn sideways.

Charles Wolf's avatar

Oh thanks. I knew I got that from someone smarter than I.

RoomClearer's avatar

Maria gonna insist these guys pin their whistleblowers to their sleeves.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Obligatory.

WHAR BOXES INFORMANT?!?

motmelere's avatar

William S. Burroughs asked, "When did I stop wanting to be president?"

Andacar's avatar

He dun been dissapearded cuz of spy stuff. It goes DEEEEEEP! I can't tell ya how fer, onna counna I'd hafta kill ya.

shocktreatment's avatar

Depends, coins or currency?

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

No matter how hard I beat my head against my driveway, I still cannot seem to grasp what Comer wants to say.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Something about the F-B-AH and Joe Bahden

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Maybe that informant done runnofthttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

Amy!'s avatar

Is the kangaroo boxing part of the intermission, then?

John Norris's avatar

Congress is on break and the debt ceiling is about to fall off a cliff. So Rep EmptyGee is using her free time to hunt down all of Hunter Biden's prostitutes. Rep Comer is hunting the secret informant who knows the whistleblower who will destroy the Biden Crime Family. What is your GQP doing over the holiday?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Actually, it was more like McCarthy depended on Cohn to do all his dirty work. Cohn needed no training in how to be an asshole.