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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Comer's brain is still a freshman in high school playing gotcha on people.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

That's a cool truck. Just sayin'

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

It's a penis-extender.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

Is there a person in this country who has not eaten dinner off of a China plate? We are all ChiCom agents!

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Khavrinen's avatar

"three payments of $1,380"

So not only is Joe Biden unquestionably an influence peddler, he's a *really* cheap date.

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

Cut Representative Ralph Wiggum a break, he's trying!

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Khavrinen's avatar

Ralph Wiggum libelz!!

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Blanche de Shambles's avatar

The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter.

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DrBDH's avatar

It's the scare quotes around the word "truck" that makes that NewMax headline a work of art.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We really need David Lynch or a new Fellini to make the film of our era.

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tegrat's avatar

"Other expenses listed in the email verified by The Post included payments for health insurance, college and high school tuition for Hunter Biden’s children, the Yale Club and a storage unit."

Well at long last we have the answer to "Whar Boxes?!?!?" - check the storage unit guys!

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DisappointedScientist's avatar

It's beyond ludicrous that they're going through all these well documented financial records when the speaker of the house has NO BANK ACCOUNT!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The smart money went with Beanie Babies long ago.

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DemoCat's avatar

They chose him for a reason. That reason is because Devin Nunes isn’t available. It’s not without careful consideration. They need someone with just the right amount of stupid. Someone willing to huff their own farts and believe in it. Comer is finding nothing but typical family loans carefully documented, which is the only thing that’s interesting. Many families loan money to each other. Most don’t document it as well. We know Hunter capitalized on his family name. That activity isn’t illegal even for Hunter, let alone Joe, who is guilty of aggravated fatherhood.

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

You can loan people money but if they pay you back then you benefitted directly.”

WAIT

Does this mean that the GOP is gonna do away with the ceiling limit dohickey since we do not have to pay it back, apparently?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Actually, unless there is interest involved, lending money and being paid back later means you LOSE money due to inflation.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

It's true! Ford loaned me enough money to buy my truck, and I'm paying them back with money I get from Social Security. Not only is Ford benefiting, but they must also be welfare cheats because gummint money!

PS: It's an interest-free loan!

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Phried Ω's avatar

Paying back loans is unlegal. Says so right there in the Bible which is above all Generally accepted accounting principles, or GAAP, which The Trump Organization knows nothing about so everything is okay except for Biden Crime Family (NYSE:BCF).

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Republican committee members confront Hunter Biden about his truck. "Boy. What's a feller from Del-a-wahr doin' with a truck?"

https://www.oscarchamps.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/1972-Deliverance-04.jpg

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Not just any truck, either. The Ford Raptor is the Border Patrol's favorite vehicle. They own lots of 'em.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So, Hunter took a valuable piece of equipment designed to keep our southern borders safe from the marauding hordes and used it for what? Gallivantin' around on his drug-fueled sex binges? There oughta be a law.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Nonono, you have it all wrong! He uses the truck to assist in border ops!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So, a patriot.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Hunting for the real laptop, or something.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"James Comer’s investigation has revealed that Joe Biden bought Hunter a truck and Hunter eventually paid him back for the payments he fronted."

WHOA! INPEECH PENIS!

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Fred's avatar

This.... Makes no sense whatsoever. Dafuq?!?

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Forget it, Fred, Republicans are dipshits who could not make sense if you gave them a change purse.

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Frank Lee's avatar

As someone alive at the time, I remember when Bill Clinton was impeached for something that had nothing to do with the original reason the Republicans investigated him for, and that didn't exactly work out for them as far as limiting Clinton's re-election chances. The Biden impeachment may turn out to entirely backfire on them. Not for their base or their number one client, but with scores of independents, who they will need in 2024.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Of course Joe benefited by lending money to Hunter so Hunter could get that new truck!

It's obvious Joe went down to his garage one day and found that Hunter had "borrowed" the Sting Ray and raced it to the weekly orgy and had returned it with some paint damage!

It makes sense to just get the kid into another set of wheels so he can't keep fucking up Joe's favorite car.

Of course it would have been cheaper to just buy more padlocks. But Joe ain't a Republican for very good reasons.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Evan is best!

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