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I am sad to hear Veritas was in Mamaroneck, at one time a pleasant working class town with frontage on Long Island Sound..

My father lived in Mamaroneck from 1956 to 1967, I spent many happy days exploring the harbor in a smalll boat, looking at all the cool stuff in the ship chandler's and messing around in the boat yard by Orienta YC, perhaps the least elaborate YC anywhere.. Fiddler crabs, bergalies, shooting rats off the docks at night.. The diner at the top of the hill was wonderful and fascinating. Benny's down the road made great burgers. The outer harbor had tautog , flounder and occasionally porgies.. Also eels and stripers but I didn't fish for them.

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Dear Wonkette,

You only need to buy one very expensive bottle of tequila. After you finish that, all the other bottles of tequila will taste just fine. This is how we saved money in my college days; after the first six pack, you cold drink Schlitz all night and not mind the taste.

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I have seen taste tests done on whisky. Most tasters could not tell bourbon from Scotch after two drinks.

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Vulture wrote about the same WaPo story yesterday, and this made me laugh so hard in my cubicle that two different co-workers asked me if I was okay (I was trying not to laugh and probably sounded like I was stroking out):

The audit provides some new detail on O’Keefe’s behavior during Hurricane Ida, which destroyed the Project Veritas office in Mamaroneck. With his staff was fighting to save what they could from the floodwaters — with an elderly employee sucked underwater at one point — O’Keefe jumped ship. “Don’t worry, everything will be okay,” O’Keefe told his employees, according to one staffer cited in the audit. “But help me get out of here.” He couldn’t help the recovery effort because he had to get to Virginia to play the lead in the musical Oklahoma!

That is just COMICAL levels of being a giant fucking turd.

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Two things, Gary. This past story title, “Dildo Enthusiast James O'Keefe Facing Criminal Investigations, Is Dildo” is my favorite since (Evan’s?) Vegan Yodeling Baby Butthole stories a few years back. Second, can we also take a moment to enjoy a second helping of joy observing how much wingnut donated money was grifted and wasted (as usual) when those poor people thought they were paying to expose all the corruption? Lol. They never learn. Try harder to be a good person, instead of paying bad people money to prove everyone is worse than you.

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You can ask a lot of RWNJs, but NEVER ask them to be good people. Paying bad people money to prove everyone is worse than them is ALL THEY HAVE.

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The entire rightwing movement is just one big grift machine, from the orange cult leader on down to influencers like Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro. It’s all about separating old people from their social security checks. That’s why they don’t even bother with policy ideas any more. Eternal fundraising the goal in and of itself. O’Keefe was just dumb enough to hollow out his own organization. That’s why he’s out.

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“ Let us once again check in on pimp-hatted ass barnacle James O’Keefe ”

Chef’s kiss, Gary, chef’s kiss.

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I got up every day, went to work, put in my eight hours, came home. Made enough to put a roof over my head and food on the table. This sounds like way too much effort just to live a glamorous lifestyle.

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Speaking of asshats moving into the rearview mirror, what is up with Alex Jones these days and the massive financial penalties against him?

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He’s been humbled and taken down several million pegs. He was a blowhard to the end, thinking he could gaslight his way out of accountability. Now, several high-powered lawyers and their firms have huge judgments against him and his dumb show. They definitely aren’t going away. He will sell Info Wars for whatever value it has, along with his boner pills and other scammy crap. He made fun of parents whose kids were shot to death and called them liars. He deserves to lose his fortune and donate it to his victims.

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𝘍𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘚𝘬𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥.

I wonder if that was in the job description when they applied?

"Duties will include administering workflow, generating original and appropriate content on several platforms, and getting assorted music festivals to book the Director to perform as a DJ despite his complete lack of experience and terrible reputation."

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Wayne La Pierre used the NRA like a personal piggy bank and they re-elected him to the job. This'd guy isn't coming back because he spent money like a drunk asshole and was a total asshole to everyone around him. Still, no charges for embezzlement and I'm betting that this will happen too. God I hate these grifters.

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Sep 6, 2023·edited Sep 6, 2023

Forget statesmanship; never mind integrity. Is there anyone on the Right at all who understands personal consequences on a level somewhere above the cognition of a small, burrowing rodent?

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As long as they don't see any, they won't.

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Who dresses this guy? He looks like a clown.

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“To be fair, who wouldn’t need many expensive bottles of tequila to stomach spending time with James O’Keefe?”

Planet is not capable of producing the required amount of expensive tequila to make that possible.

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All the agave would be tequila and it would be a drop in the tequila ocean necessary to sit next to him in public.

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One would also require him to bathe in pure alcohol for disinfection purposes before getting close to a lady. But that could be any moderate shelf vodka. And even then I would require some kind of long pole and hazmat suit.

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What realy makes me laugh, aside from his extremely misplaced vanity, is that he probably thinks it's what successful people do - waste loads of cash on luxuries and trifles.

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Even the parasites that prey upon their fellow Gops buy into the cargo cult. AS SEEN ON TV!

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He's frittering away Koch/Mercer/DeVos ghoul money? Carry on.

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I love a good “he wasted tons of money donated to right wing causes” story

Every penny he spent on helicopter rides was one that didn’t go to a re election campaign.

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or more harassment of honest, liberal citizens

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In the "That Was Close!" department, I know someone who was supposed to accompany O'Keefe on his very first "sting" (ACORN) but she couldn't afford the plane ticket to join him. Her life is infinitely better by not being able to make that flight!

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