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“Listen to it.”

Fuck no.

And I loved geometry.

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It needs to win all the Grammys and then be revealed to be a fraud.

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My ears've put up with alotta abuse in their time. They said, "No." and I hear them. Their are some things these inmates are outta and gotta do...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Yeah, no way I've got time for this shit.

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Jailhouse Crock.

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Evil, Evil Monkey!!

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Sorry but that cap would not be allowed in the cell with the prisoner.Fake Mews.

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That was really fucking awful.

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IKR? Today I learned that I'm probably older than Gary Legum's father.

*sigh*

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Thanks but no thanks https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Like regular Philip Glass?

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Yeah.... no.

Gary's description is perfect Wonkette snark, but I'm still not clicking that link. No way. No how.

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And almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Wait...

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You're being far too kind! I think it was recorded in a subway station.

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McNaughton really is a disgusting pile of shit!As for the "Help Me" on the wall, why didn't McNaughton bail you out, since he saw you to paint the picture?Don't forget, for a century, there was the McNaughton Rule to determine whether a defendant was insane or not to go to trial.

Must have been a direct ancestor of his!

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My 9th grade geometry teacher Miss Koch was a sociopath! She flunked one fifth of the class every year, no matter what! I guess she felt she was safe doing that, as the school board had fired another math teacher at the school a couple of years earlier for flunking one third of each class every year & that was a years long fight to get rid of him!

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