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Caepan's avatar

TFG will have Putin send the Russian Army to the DoJ Building! That'll show 'em!

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

The U.S. military, and by extension, many American Legion and V.F.W. posts, require that hats (cover) be removed while indoors. As I understand it this is related to the way that knights of old would raise the visor on their armor to show that someone had peaceful intentions. (Or the way Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant would raise their hat to a lady, way back when there were gentlemen around.) Removing your hat is also a bit analogous to shaking bare hands as an indication that nobody was brandishing a weapon. On most of the Air Force installations where I was stationed. you were required to wear your cover outdoors and required to remove it in indoors. And also at the Pentagon you didn't have to salute officers; there were just too many of them (and many very high ranking, of course) and you would have just spent all day saluting.

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

Who dat moron?

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EyeQueue's avatar

And Dok, also too!

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

Transporting a woman across state lines for immoral purposes? Man, if only I could remember the name of the law against that.

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

Like a goose.

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leemoder's avatar

Gotta get one of those big tins filled with varieties of flavored popcorn.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

ISWYDT and it was brilliant.

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

80% of two thirds of three fifths of fuck all.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Of course he was unaware of the bunker bombing. And they even made a movie of it.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Circle of life, baby. Circle of life.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

A cool civil war.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Targeting Blacks, Asians, women, that's clearly politically-motivated violence.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I put the beginning of the civil war when those Texans tried to run the Biden campaign bus off the highway.

Politically-motivated violence.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think Fani Wallis is going to take the first bite out of him, and, after that, viewed as vulnerable, others will get more aggressive.

He's got a hell of a retirement ahead of him.

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underwriter505's avatar

Thanks, Wonkette. My calendar is set.

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