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So weird, another republican administration running about half cocked in the middle east, ignoring thousands of years of history because it does not matter to them.Also, 5$, I know you be ignorin the comment section but :hugs: anyway.

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"Lebensraum": one of the very few one-word oxymorons. It's not "Lebensraum" for the people you have to kill to take it from, nor for the people who get killed trying to take it from someone else.

Off the top of my head, I can only come up with one other single-word oxymoron:

"Sprint".

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*Looks at wiki* That fucking map, jeesus. Which piece of Scandinavia didn't they want, and why?

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Why is there a crossfire? Is there one? I am confused.

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When I first learned that Jared was going to solve the Middle East problem I said, "I'd like to see him try." But after learning how he works, via-a-vis the Trumpster's Russian problems, "No, I would not,"

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Those are the ones they cull out of the heard because they're going to grow up to be cocks.

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Jared Krushner, the future architect of peace in the Middle East, is going to build himself a bridge to nowhere.

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Jared is great at farting the scales and tap dancing, That;s how he warmed and won the cockles of Ivanka and Daddy Dearest's pericardial cavity,

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A rag tag, bob-tail, dolly mop.

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And find an easily bribed imam to explain that Prophet Muhammad thought gambling was holy.

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We had one and traded it for this slice of custard shite.

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I do not understand how this location is deemed as a conjoint "holy site" is not seen as a site of the confluence of the religions? It should be the way to seen the similarities of the cultures. Also, too, "hey, our mythology matches your mythology at this one site. Why is that?"

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But only if all parties are incentivized to participate fully.

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Some pundit ( I can't remember which one) said that when Jared speaks, he sounds like Butters from South Park. I can't stop laughing.

My dog Butters, however, doesn't find this funny. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Jared. A Breathtaking Idiot.

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