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whitroth's avatar

There's bright, and there's bright with NO sense....

SeeTrain65's avatar

"He's lying. And in other news, Ursidae do, in fact, defecate in woodland environs."

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

... I am having so much trouble being good right now ...

BadKitty904's avatar

Nor was I merely nibbling on a plump leg...

Querolous's avatar

Ylvis has left the building.

Petunia Cat's avatar

It's bouncY Russian Babies! Now we are doomed! You had your shot, now all scandals will end in -gate for ALL TIME! #BouncyRussianBabies ๐Ÿ˜‰

Petunia Cat's avatar

If I understand this right the meeting included Kushner and a bunch of people he was doing money laundering business deals with. ๐Ÿค” So basically nothing he says can be believed.

And did the Senators ask him questions about his money laundering pals?

Occam's 8 ball's avatar

As a side note, hypothetically, if your family owed more to the Russian mafia than you could ever repay even by liquidating everything, and even prison wasn't safe from them, what would you do?

Querolous's avatar

"I will have a colludial solution."

formerChild's avatar

He was in the first production of so many Broadway musicals it makes your head spin (he was the first person to sing "Try to Remember, fer instance"). If you're used to seeing him in L & O, pull up some YouTubes of him singing, and experience some cognitive dissonance. :-)

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's amazing how money insulates you from even considering consequences. All those verifiable statements he dropped in the committee's lap.

In a world where Mueller still has a job, I see subpoenas for Prince Jared's electronic documents, and there'd better be that text he said he sent during the meeting. Also, with the bitcoin blackmail email, the time and date it was received could sure help the FBI figure out who was on his detail at that time to determine which agent advised him to "ignore" a blackmail attempt against the son-in-law of the Republican Presidential candidate.

Also, also, I'm an oldz who knows nothing about bitcoin, but, 52 coins? Is that a lot? I mean, if each bitcoin is the equivalent of $1,000 USD, okay. Otherwise, I can't get too worked up about someone planning to release the most sought-after political document of the Presidential campaign for 52 pieces of digital code.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Plus, all that money insulates from outside authority that also helps to socialize young people.

How do you think our Jared did on his finals after Daddy bought the school a state-of-the-art A/V lab?

"Jared's taking geometry next year! New natatorium!

therealcharlesdarwin's avatar

Each coin is at roughly 2800 (fluctuates wildly - was under a thousand earlier this year) USD.

https://www.xe.com/currency...

HooverVilles's avatar

Exactly. Decades of Limbaugh, Savage, Beck, Hannity, infowars, Robertson, Dobson, Perkins, Coulter, Gingrich, and many others had an enormous dumbing down effect on America. I even remember someone saying that there must be something really bad about Hillary because the chatter did not die out. GAG!

erquirk's avatar

Tortured? Mendacious? Self-serving? Pathetic? So many choices!