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lol

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Wait a minute, you don't think maybe the drag queens are having abortions, do you?

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What do you not unnderstand, you Libs.

Clearly the Supreme Court had no intention of ignoring precedent and overturning Roe, but then Ginny Thomas accidentally leaked what had been a joke opinion and in order to cover up the leak, the Chief Justice felt that they had to make it into the real opinion.

But Republicans have never been against a woman's right to choose, and it was totally unfair of Marxist to use that against the GQP!

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I love how every time democrats do something to help working Americans, republicans accuse them of “buying votes.” It’s like they can’t process the idea that their job is supposed to be looking out for the interests of the American people. How dare democrats try to build a robust middle class that isn’t drowning debt!

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It’s actually just 100 really slutty women who have 630,000 abortions every year apiece.

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That actually makes more sense than their usual whine of “democrats were mean to us!” they use to justify their awful behavior.

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Just kind of fell out. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Like fundies, they’re convinced they’re so obviously right that we all know it too and only vote against them because we’re rebellious brats or paid off.

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hahaha

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Abortion fell out of SCOTUS’s bottom because 63 million abortions per day in Texarkana is simply a lot.

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Yep, you aren’t supposed to improve lives to earn votes. That’s bribery! That’s socialisms! Everyone knows the only honest way to earn votes is through fear and misinformation.

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Your figures check out.

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Not funny.

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Yes! If I were responding to a pre-midterm poll, especially given all the “red tsunami” noise, I’d say we’re headed straight to the mouth of hell.

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Probably. See, I didn’t know that, but if I were on teevee I’d go ahead and Google that shit up before I opened up my wine hole about it.

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When I thought about it for one second I realized it’s not even possible. There are 375 or so million people in the country, assume half women, assume a third of those are childbearing age, that’s (scribbles on back of envelope) every single woman of childbearing age having an abortion every year. Or close, anyway. Nuts.

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