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yup. better to let the wonky ones filter out the mind, body and soul crushing derp.

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is that like back in the 80s when if you appeared on both Love Boat and Fantasy Island, it meant your career was going south ?

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I didn't watch any of it. No money in the budget for a new TV.

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And that nice Eric Rudolph needs our prayers.

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Wanna go for a total mind blow? Consider that every candidate is scientifically stupider than the others.Like one of them endless snake-eating-ass infinity loop symbol things

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Nothing like a good dictator to keep everything safe and stable.

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When I saw his Wolfowitz as foreign policy advisor garbage, that's when I had the terrible epiphany that Jeb was the stupid Bush.

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Where *is* rock bottom, exactly?

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You have an iron will.

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All of his books prolly ought to have cross references:

Weapons of Mass Destruction -- IdentificationUndisclosed Location -- Occupants ofWar Criminals -- Unindicted -- United States

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Jeb!'s plan for America is to cut an additional $3.5 trillion in taxes on the wealthy AND hire the same dipshits his brother used to get us in to two wars. Yeah, this is going to work out JUST great! I can't wait.

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At this rate it keeps getting deeper and deeper. We get close and they bring in the backhoe.

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This question really challenged me. I know it was meant as snark referencing the Trump question, and I could easily answer likewise, but here we are. I love Jesus' words about divorce because almost everyone I know is divorced except for me, the atheist. But I'm going with Jesus' words about the poor. There are too many verses to paste, because that's what Jesus mostly preached, so here's a link. Weird how Christians aren't more posed to influencing government to assist the poor.http://www.openbible.info/t...

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Yep, you can oppose both the butcher Assad and those Qur'an-toting sociopaths in ISIS.

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... or like the areas run by ISIS today, where if you claim to be Muslim but you can't name Muhammad's grandmother, they kill you on the spot.

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Well, the Kochsuckers have put in the fix (in their minds, at least). Janine Driver, the body-language expert was on CNN, talking about the debate. She was asked about ¡Heb!. She said the Bush famiglia was building a home in Maine, up the street from her summer cottage, for ¡Heb! to use as a getaway WHEN he's president of the U.S..Hmmm. Voting machines, anyone?

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