A. Watters prefers booze to weed because you can't roofie a girl's doobie when she's not looking
B. Girl's aren't into getting inebriated around YOU, Jesse Waters, because you're a giant creeper, and we learned a long time ago that it's best to have all our wits about us around fuckers like you.
Parent, “I searched your room today”Teenage girl “What?!? That’s a complete invasion of my privacy!!”Parent, “You have been very distant lately so I had to and I found *sniff* *stifled sob* saved YouTube videos on your laptop of The Five. OMG why?!”Teenage girl, “I’m so sorry, I learned from watching dad. It’s his fault!”
I had a good friend named Joe that passed away a while back. But sometimes after he'd tell a story or share something he'd learned recently, he'd say, "and now you know, and knowing is half the battle, G-I Me!" It never got old.
I'm not sure but I think it used be happening at my neighbor's house. From what I could tell it involved a lot of loud music (not bad mind you) live jam sessions, and sitting around on the porch.
I had several friends in the past who were of the female type who I'm pretty sure thought weed was their religion. And as someone that wasn't really into it, I will say most of the cool girls smoked pot.
My life might have been substantially improved if asthmatic teenage me had found a nonsmoking marijuana scene. In fact, I could still use one today. How do I find one?
A. Watters prefers booze to weed because you can't roofie a girl's doobie when she's not looking
B. Girl's aren't into getting inebriated around YOU, Jesse Waters, because you're a giant creeper, and we learned a long time ago that it's best to have all our wits about us around fuckers like you.
Wow. Makes me want to have a daughter so I can warn her about ass-spelunkers like this.
Parent, “I searched your room today”Teenage girl “What?!? That’s a complete invasion of my privacy!!”Parent, “You have been very distant lately so I had to and I found *sniff* *stifled sob* saved YouTube videos on your laptop of The Five. OMG why?!”Teenage girl, “I’m so sorry, I learned from watching dad. It’s his fault!”
The scene, baby, the scene, chicks don’t dig it, you’ve gotta iron your hair, you dig?
Jesse Watters, the racist failed "humorist" from that repugnant Chinatown segment? Why would anyone think he has anything to say?
What’s the marijuana scene?
“It kills your sperm, girls don't dig it, the scene isn't as cool as people think it is.”
Jesus, and I thought the GI Joe “and knowing is half the battle” public services messages were corny.
Well, racists want to hear from other racists.
I had a good friend named Joe that passed away a while back. But sometimes after he'd tell a story or share something he'd learned recently, he'd say, "and now you know, and knowing is half the battle, G-I Me!" It never got old.
It involves black light
I wasn’t aware that marijuana only damaged the brains of athletes.
I'm not sure but I think it used be happening at my neighbor's house. From what I could tell it involved a lot of loud music (not bad mind you) live jam sessions, and sitting around on the porch.
The best place to join the alcohol scene: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
There is no air in his tires.-as the kids say these days
I had several friends in the past who were of the female type who I'm pretty sure thought weed was their religion. And as someone that wasn't really into it, I will say most of the cool girls smoked pot.
Yep, that’s quite the out-of-touch creep vibe.
My life might have been substantially improved if asthmatic teenage me had found a nonsmoking marijuana scene. In fact, I could still use one today. How do I find one?