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At what age can someone commit crimes with impunity? Asking for a friend. He may want to return to the US to settle a few scores.

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I hope it's "63," I need time to get ready.

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His poor mother. Hasn't he tortured her enough? Hang in there Mrs. Watters! sorrows and prayers

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Ta, Evan. I've never seen Watters apart from a few clips here, so maybe I'm mistaken, but isn't he the one who slashed his future wife's tires so he could offer her a ride home?

Anyway, it's moot. TFG never exercises. Never. Not even in bed (gag!!). 🤮🤮🤮

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I thought he "only" let the air out of here tire(s), not "slashed" but it's a moot point. He's a sleazeball nonetheless.

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If Watters and the rest of the GOP ever succeed in getting Joe Biden indicted on the spurious charge of having Viktor Shokin removed from his job as Ukraine's Prosecutor General, to protect Burisma and Hunter Biden from Shokin's trenchant investigation, you will not hear any of them saying that Joe is too old. Even though they are constantly claiming he's senile.

Although come to think of it, they would possibly prefer to dispense with a trial altogether and go straight to the gallows or firing squad.

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"the gallows or firing squad"

That's the consequence for "senility"?

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Awwww, Newt is panicking, and poor Jesse is deeply concerned about Trump’s health. Sleeping and farting is all well and good, but a bloated, gassy elderly man needs sunshine and to be walked! Oh, the humanity.

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"...a bloated, gassy elderly man needs sunshine and to be walked!"

How far (*gasp*) to the (*gurgle*) golf-cart?

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"He needs the blonde lady to print him out some more newspaper clippings!"

They just left the courtroom. Guess the whiny baby got one thing he wanted

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"He needs sunlight..."

What, is he photosynthetic?

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"He needs sunlight and he needs activity."

An hour a day in the prison yard will do.

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They could make him the prison librarian. I hear that's a good job inside. He could turn to dealing, ratting out others and ensuring general unrest occurs.

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Wow - printer girl has been busy. Cheeto still doesn’t get how court works. “People [witnesses] get to talk about me, and I [defendant] don’t get to talk back,” he pules. Oh, you’ll get your turn, Donny Boy.

Triple dog dare you to do it under oath, hon.

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"pules"

Mmm, there's a verb we need to hear more from.

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Your words to Dog's ears.

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jebus h pete again

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Wah wah Trump has to sit there at the defense table like he's a criminal defendant or something!

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Apr 23·edited Apr 23

and listen to sworn testimony about what a liar, fraud, slut, etc. he has been since the jump. Of course, we all knew that. Guess his fanbase never went grocery shopping between 1980-2016.

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I liked the tweets/texts/posts of the prospective jurors. If hell is just, that would be Trump's punishment, throughout eternity.

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Apr 23·edited Apr 23

What? Too OLD? You guys said Trump was the manliest of mans! His doctors gave him that test, remember? He said he would wade into a school shooting and not only save the kids but take down the shooter too!

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All Bullshit!

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Knock me down feather-fashion!

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Apr 23·edited Apr 23

What about all those NFTs and Ben Garrison cartoons!?

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Those things. It's like Plato's allegory of the cave, except everyone is crouched in front of an NFT posing Trump as Superman.

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Oooh, goody! Karen McDougal! Now THAT was an affair, and an ongoing one. Really glad that Stormy is clarifying her hayroll with Cheeto as mos def NOT an “affair” but just a stump bump.

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Seeing as how Trump isn't the most imaginative person in the world, I think it's safe to assume he had nine-month affairs with other beautiful women each time Ivana was pregnant.

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McDougal will do much damage to Trump, especially when Melania hears ALL the details. She's gonna be freakin livid.

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She'll bounce back. One thing you can about people named Trump, they're resilient.

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Apr 23·edited Apr 23

Well, she's been paid off as well when they renegotiated the Pre-Nup after Barron was in grade school. Remember she stayed in NYC instead of going to DC with the excuse that Barron needed to finish up that year of schooling in NY.....YA RIGHT!! Though it is possible she didn't want to upset the young-un at the time. She figured it was easier to pull him away from his school friends over the Summer but coincidentally after the Pre-Nup is finalized. He lies to them then buys em off, just like he did to Ivana and Marla.

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"Big strong men come up to me, tears in their eyes, and say 'sir, you're so OLD! You're way to old to sit in a courtroom and be held accountable for your crimes! We've never seen anything like it!'"

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Tbf to PAB (I know, how very dare I, exercise probably would kill him. I imagine him having to walk up a flight of stairs is likely to induce a massive heart attack.

(From my lips to the FSM's ears)

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I'd forgotten about that Corcoran dude. Is he the one that used to play Moochie on "Spin and Marty?" I always had to chuckle when Mr. Markham's butler used to call him "Moss-ter Moochie."

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