Joe Biden's Favorite Blingee

Oh look, it's the "I'm Just a Bill" guy decked out like an Acorn Pimp, as he entices youngsters into smoking because why not, now that Obamacare has forever removed absolutely all incentive for us to stay healthy! This Blingee provides extra bonus seizures, which are now mandatory for all Americans over the age of 18. [Thanks to the anonymous texter who sent us this.]