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Not all of us. Being a New Yorker, I see lost tourists frequently. Sometimes, they're carrying maps and looking puzzled. I always offer assistance.

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Well, what i meant, speaking personally, is that i think all the republican candidates and Hillary Clinton are terrible, and i don't take any of them seriously. That's why i'm 100% behind Bernie Sanders and will continue to be until he gets the nomination. If that doesn't happen, in November i will vote for the person who will give us the least destructive Supreme Court.

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That's President O'Bama. Today, anyway.

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As long as there's a slide from the top of the rock climbing wall down to the ball pit, I'm good.

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He smiled when talking about killing a guy during s debate. That was super creepy.

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Pretty brilliant. Also, you're so pretty and rad.

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By now, Hillary's opposition has told so many lies that it is actually having a blowback effect. Whenever someone says something bad about Hillary, her approval rating goes up, because everybody assumes it is a lie since there have been so many. This bodes well for her campaign against Trump, because he is likely to compulsively attack her with stupid misogynist lies

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I've been watching "Morning Joe" -- it's a long story -- of late. I've noticed that when Joe isn't on the show, it is much better. And, when Mika and Joe are both gone, it's damn near enjoyable.

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Scarborough is a vacuous ratings whore. Period. Provided Trump with a few infomercials -- which he characterized as interviews, but then what "major" media outlet hasn't?

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His long history of being a hateful, woman hating mother fuckers is what he meant to say. Mika would have said it for him but her mouth was full at the time.

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or about a dead intern

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She doesn't actually have thighs

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Has anyone looked up the last time (never) Asshole Joe said that a male presidential candidate should "smile more?"

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Samantha Bee is a national treasure. I will never forget the segment she did (on The Daily Show) in my small midwestern city; her segment singlehandedly kicked his ass out of office after only one term. He'd skipped an emergency meeting that was called because of sewage flooding a certain segment of town, and he attended a Cher concert instead. Samantha came to town and blew him out of the water, without him even realizing how stupid he looked. A couple of weeks later, he was literally TROUNCED by his opponent. Thanks, Samantha!!

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What was the intern's name? I wanna google.

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How about "The Daily Show?"

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