"Shit happens, you know?" -- John McCain, mostly.
But not on the Daily Show. No, sirree!
Lieberman? Edwards? Darth Cheney? There's a hell of a lot of competition there.
It's still possible you're right. Who could tell?
Cheney. No meaningful competition.
the Ebola patient?
AOT,KTVK
Sorry folks. John McCain will continue to appear on TV until he's right about something.
<i>&ldquo;I think these family affairs are &mdash; I don&rsquo;t know much of the details about it,&rdquo;</i>
Stuff sometimes will happen. Because it is stuff. And it happens.
Sometimes.
&quot;Things happen in people&#039;s families.&quot;
I know, right?
Charles Manson.
Car Talk&#039;s constipation consultant, Dr. X Lax?
So, forever?
Still waiting for your apology, Senator.
&ldquo;Things happen in people&rsquo;s families.&quot;
Uh John? That sort of shit doesn&#039;t happen in any families that I know. Or would want to see in the White House.
&quot;Biased and unfair&quot; is <i> sometimes</i> unacceptable? This paragon of moral leadership is allowed to decide anything more important than where to stash a TV remote?
Optimism. (On the day before the midterm election.) That&#039;s kinda cute.
Oh, quit mugging for the camera Senator. You do enough of that every Sunday.
But not on the Daily Show. No, sirree!
Lieberman? Edwards? Darth Cheney? There&#039;s a hell of a lot of competition there.
It&#039;s still possible you&#039;re right. Who could tell?
Cheney. No meaningful competition.
the Ebola patient?
AOT,KTVK
Sorry folks. John McCain will continue to appear on TV until he&#039;s right about something.
<i>&ldquo;I think these family affairs are &mdash; I don&rsquo;t know much of the details about it,&rdquo;</i>
Stuff sometimes will happen. Because it is stuff. And it happens.
Sometimes.
&quot;Things happen in people&#039;s families.&quot;
I know, right?
Charles Manson.
Car Talk&#039;s constipation consultant, Dr. X Lax?
So, forever?
Still waiting for your apology, Senator.
&ldquo;Things happen in people&rsquo;s families.&quot;
Uh John? That sort of shit doesn&#039;t happen in any families that I know. Or would want to see in the White House.
&quot;Biased and unfair&quot; is <i> sometimes</i> unacceptable? This paragon of moral leadership is allowed to decide anything more important than where to stash a TV remote?
Optimism. (On the day before the midterm election.) That&#039;s kinda cute.
Oh, quit mugging for the camera Senator. You do enough of that every Sunday.