Jon Stewart got back from the Toronto film Festival and found out from cable TV that America's ready to go to war again. So he immediately transitioned to "network anchor war footing" by putting on the largest Old Glory lapel pin possible. He's ready! This time, the bad guys are ISIS, and darn it, they're just
Fuck it ... I'm just going to buy stock in whoever the hell it is that makes bombs. Those guys are making a killing.
No more days off for you, Jon Stewart. America's strategic reserves of sarcasm and satire must be ready at a moment's notice!