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17 years in a couple of weeks, thus the "surprise" element of sex. And I had no idea the price had risen so. I had been perfectly happy with coffee in bed.

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I believe it will appear in a case study in a medical journal.

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<i>"Anyway, Julian Assange got to touch two different Swedish ladies at the same time, without using protection," </i>

How does any of this stand up to scrutiny if he's supposedly "teh ghey" like Walnuts and Tony Perkins keep insisting?

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Imagine working the desk down at the precinct when all those guys and gals show up with their mouths full of cum, preserving the evidence in order to file charges. Goddam you make me laugh.

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"Sex by surprise"? So SomethingAwful is writing Sweden's laws nowadays?

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Perhaps freakishly should stop with the Olestra already?

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If I surprise Mr. PsycWench with sex, who gets the $715, him or me? I'm so confused.

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"The House censured Charlie Rangel. Meh"

I'm sure Charlie cried all the way to the hair stylist.

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