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Bonnie and Clyde, Ginnie and Clarence Thomas, Mark and Debbie Meadows, Immanuel and Cara Lee Williams, Brittany Harper and Blake Fitzgerald, Joseph and Jenny Carrier - Criminal Couples (I left out the murderers of which there are many).

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Even if Clarence Thomas recuses himself from all January 6 cases or even if he's impeached, that will not prevent "Ginni" from continuing to be an out-of-control right-wing fanatic. Her actions have forever tainted the Supreme Court, who for centuries has stood as the Grand Synod in the American body of political theology.Whether Mrs. Thomas has committed any offenses that may lead to her arrest is unclear, but she's the perfect illustration, in a radically negative sense, that "Caesar's wife should not even have the appearance of impropriety" (I'm quoting inaccurately; please correct me).

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Nothing will happen to her, or him, or any of the rest of these traitors, will it?

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Does DOJ somehow not understand that we only have till November to get any of this done?Or do they not care?

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"The stuff she said when trump got covid is hilariously bannable."

My Dad, an elderly cigar smoking guido who has spent his entire life in NJ, dismissively referred to T***p as "a petulant sissy", and has more than once speculated that "accidents" happen.

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With Thomas casting the deciding vote to overturn... D'oh!

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Should know by now to check his soda can.

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Something something Courtney Hole.

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At least she left off the butt plug earrings in this version.

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I get that you're saying that sarcastically/disparagingly, but that is EXACTLY what they thought -- or worse yet, knew damn well it wasn't, but cynically thought enough people would believe.

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That's awful.I just wish you were wrong.

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I can only imagine how this would have gone over in my family of blue collar New Jersey Italians, back when I was still a lovely young single maiden.Me [at the dinner table with my family]: Eww, my boss is such a scumbag! Can you believe what he said at work today? *tells Coke can story*Both parents: *abruptly stop chewing*Dad [placing knife and fork on table with precise, silent, perfect calm]: Oh, well you know how it is. People say weird things at work. *pushes chair back from table* I have to go out now, to... buy cigars from Jimmy Pickles.My sister: But Dad, it's 7 PM; Jimmy's store is...Dad [interrupting]: TO. BUY. CIGARS.Two weeks later, while Dad is at work surrounded by at least 50 co-workers, Coke can guy loses balance and falls out window.

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Certainly not Christopher Walken.

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There's no excusin' his not recusin'...

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I hurriedly read this as "images of traitors".Context, don't'cha know.

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"What they so constantly do to everyone else, they will NEVER do to ME." -- Lynda Barry

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