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WellIGotNothing's avatar

I wanna see a "shitgibbon". I'm guessing they aren't good pets...

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Fortunately Justin has a black belt in the ancient Canadian martial art of "shake fu," in which manly Canadian men shake hands, but do not allow each other to yank on them like some yokel from Queens.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

All I can remember about that time is Maggie Trudeau doing all the coke.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Is it possible to just stare at pictures of young Mr. Trudeau and get all wiggly inside? It is! If you'll excuse me, I have something that needs my urgent attention....

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... his quip about how "the earth will be fine, it's going to shake us off like a bad case of fleas" has stayed with me for many years.

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YourMom's avatar

Probably ought to just post photos of sexy Justin Trudeau every day. It makes us very happy.

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YourMom's avatar

The handshake: Trump tried the pull-in and Trudeau was totally ready for it. So funny.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Dear Foreign Affairs,

You will not believe what happened to me during a recent trip to Ottawa...

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YourMom's avatar

Agree..but really...just can't ignore how warm and handsome that man is! And smart, too. Generally,,top qualifications: smart, competent, rational and caring.

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LucindathePook's avatar

I look forward to those emails coming out. Won't make a difference in his confirmation, but I can hope there is something really evil in there that will demonstrate what a really bad idea this was.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Where is thy brother, Cain?""Uh, he got et by a spinosaurus?"

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Shananigan's avatar

I meant that I've only been objectively sexually attracted to one actual sex partner. It's not like I found the others UNattractive or anything like that. Just that one made me go "Mmmm, yeah..."

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Yr. Gma's avatar

George W. Bush? (Of course I don't.)

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Changeling's avatar

You're not wrong. He's pretty on the inside, too. Maybe I'm wary of trusting pretty people because Jared.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

More like "you are free to die somewhere else, peasant."

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That memorial in Berlin is quite something. It's incredibly powerful when you walk through it.

Fun fact! It's two minutes walk from the location of Hitler''s bunker, which is now an apartment complex parking lot.

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