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Or maybe make her horse a senator?

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We used to go there to get high and run around naked when I went to UGA.

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"... make everyone learn Esperanto[.]"

Lister : It's not only one-way, Rimmer. You're hardly Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Easy-To-Live-With.Rimmer : What are you talking about?Lister : I'm talking about playing your self-hypnosis tapes all through the night. "Learn Esperanto While You Sleep." "Learn Quantum Theory While You Sleep."Rimmer : Oh come on, we both got the same benefit.Lister : Yeah. Neither of us got any sleep.~ Red Dwarf

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I lived in Georgia 1953-63. Probably half the people in the state thought pretty much like Taylor. Dunno what the proportion is now.

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Next, Stone Mountain.

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Ah yes, the religious theocracy run by the wealthy ... such fond memories ... right? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"It’s a battle far greater than what we see in the [unintelligible]."

That word is "natural" so it's understandable one might not get it.

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Indeed - my favourite Bible verse...

Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”God say, “You can do what you want Abe, butThe next time you see me comin’ you better run”Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”God says, “Out on Highway 61”

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Kandiss (her parents must have loved her sooo much to bless her with such a name!) doesn't understand that even if Satanists or Luciferians practiced human sacrifice...there's a whole story in her precious Bible about how God told Abraham to kill his son and ONLY backed down when Abraham was ready and willing.

It's amazing how a tiny religious sect that started among Arabic people has become the end-all, be-all Thing that sticks with conservatives. It isn't enough to do good works and believe--you literally must convert others, and a lot believe that conversion at the point of a sword is legit. That frightens me.

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“Back in biblical times, human sacrifice was a form of demonize worship”

Jesus was sacrificed for your sins, you stupid cow…ALLEGEDLY?!!

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Her husband was hanging out by the girls' locker room at the time...

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I think she's been hit over the head one too many times by books - in their original form as trees - in her district partly in the Adirondacks.

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Its disturbing to think of her as 3rd grade teacher and then also a school counselor. Whoo-boy, poor kids.

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1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.So...back to the 16th century or so? Purge the other 7.5 billion?

2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.Eugenics. Nice.

3. Unite humanity with a living new language.Esperanto, anyone? Yeah that didn't work... (Should have tried Klingon)

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Found out the guidestones are on county land. So maybe as governor she could do something. But still want to know why her prayers are not working.

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She believes it. I don't want to say more, because I am embarrassed, but y'all need to be believe me: she really is this stupid.

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