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cigarette smokers?

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Not that long.

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Now, if the Dem and the indie running for Gov of Maine could reach some accommodation, we could see the last of Governor Glue.

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You know who else won by quitting?

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Dear Democratic National Committee, I am planning a run for a Senate seat, with my slogan, "let's just get everybody high!". But, since I realize my campaign would split the Democratic voters, I am willing to cancel my plans, if the price is right.

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If Kansas is showing signs of saneness, I may have to recalibrate my whole mindset.

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Now can someone take down that stupid <i>"Winners never quit, and Quitters never win"</i> poster in the lounge?

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from your mouth to god's ear.

i'm still suicidal about november.

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