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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

Remember girls, like, slobbering all over the knob of the patriarchy is, like, so hot. I’m, like, sorry, but hairy armpits are, like, so not hot, OK? I’m sorry, it’s like, like, not hot.

Schmoopie Poopie's avatar

I love this for her…But the reminder that she was in prison makes me a sad again for the people in prison who are not rich and will have a hard time moving on.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

The only reason women are expected to shave any part of their bodies is because razor companies ran a successful marketing campaign to double their demographic.

Just capitalism. Nothing more.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Someone's jealous that an 81 year old is hotter than she is and cool enough to hang with Snoop Dogg.

DeVoid's avatar

I have been told leg hair sticking through stockings is a problem as well. But the better fix would probably be the un-normalizing of stockings.

DeVoid's avatar

I can't believe SI still has a swimsuit issue. Why? The internet is like 77% scantily clad ladies.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Damn. Smoking the wacky tobaccy with Snoop really did her a world of good.

She's a hottie. I won't look that good at 81.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Bastards. My wife has used my razors to shave her legs and it's an unpleasant surprise when I used it after her.

Daniel's avatar

"I'm not down with it. Like she's 81, what are we going to put like 90-year-olds on the cover?"

I love when they set up incredibly stupid slippery slope arguments where even the supposedly dire end stage results in no more than a shrug and a "yeah, fine" from everyone.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

Martha’s pics made me do one of those Fred Flintstone “aaacchhy waaa waaaa wow!” things.

Daniel's avatar

"I'm not down with it! Look, like I don't want to give young girls complexes, so I understand that we don't want to feed unhealthy perceptions among young people. We also don't need to go nuts with it, right? It's like telling people that like Lizzo is healthy or something. I'm sorry, you're not."

Nobody cares.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

I think you mean 77% cats.

DeVoid's avatar

Whatever floats your boat, Chuck.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I want to see an Ina Garten cover.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Oh the irony of someone on Faux saying they want to live in reality, jfc