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Me too! Then there are the ones when everything on the car fails at the top of a steep hill, and I start rolling downhill...

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Also, what kind of person goes to college and decides not to get laid, on principle?

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The only upsetting thing to me was that I wasn't in the back seat with her!

Hey-oh!

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Maybe she just wanted to lie down and stretch out after a plane flight...

Naw, too simple. I'm sure that her AbortedFetusSmoothieMaker™ didn't fit in the front seat.

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Leading from behind meme due out next week.

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Ummmm. Is this supposed to be "news"? Or is it just a fake populism attempt to sound like Everyman while actually just whining?

I haz a confoozed.

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He is no doubt unaware there is a so-called "front" seat.

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Or "Andrew likes a backseat reacharound, No questions at this time."

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