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He's 57? I would've guessed 10 years older than that.

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From your keyboard to God's laptop, I hope! Dark Brandon better get his Darker-Than-Thou on, pretty hardcore. That he has to deal with these bags of shit and lies, is beyond disgusting. :/

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It is a goddamn miracle that no prominent Dems (especially women) have been assassinated. It's going to happen.

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paul mcarthy is dead

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I thought I read something about it when NYTimes (?) released 10 years of Trump's tax returns, but I could very well be wrong.

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LOL, I’m pretty sure that meets the requirements for an alliance with Axl and Ripper.

I guess I got spoiled by kittehs who were super agile, but Axl doesn’t roll that way. He’s the proverbial bull in a China shop. It would be one thing if he knocked over stuff deliberately (which he does), but 95% of the time, he knocks things to the floor because he doesn’t look or care where he’s going.

I’m still hoping he’ll grow out of it because he’s only 8 months old, but if he’s still doing this at 2 years - Oy vey!

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something something chrome something something bumper hitch...

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Just a minute, speaker, shouldn't we activate the Cone of Silence?

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Well, yeah, with a constant drumbeat from their media bubble that we're all demon-worshiping traitors who have somehow stolen the last presidential election (but not the ones for Congress, because Reasons), who are devoted to turning the US of A into nothing but smoking ruins where we'll all wander, dressed in rags and scavenging for food, while sorta-brown people and women get to lord it over the poor white man -- I mean, with that narrative, why wouldn't someone think the best thing to do it murder a bunch of us before we can achieve our (supposed) ends?

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they don't recognise positions they've taken in the past, only the one they are taking now

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he needs the votes - they are in majority by such a slim margin that losing Santos, and having any one defect over the shit they're pulling (or retire) will put them very quickly back in the minority

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If they trust them, does this mean they aren't going to do anything with that new committee they created?

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Mel Brooks was behind it. I heard he has a pretty good track record in the comedy department.

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Wait a minute. Who really killed Hitler?

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