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They will be going through the floorboards. Goddess only knows who else is in there.

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Rented pipers because his mother's clan couldn't be bothered.

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Goddamn that's funny! Seeing a legitimate "no y'all she doesn't have spork feet" debunking the shape of Marge's lower hooves makes me so giddy, because her existence is entirely rooted in weird half-real half-insane internet rumors, and I love a good turned-table-esque hoisting.

(ETA this went on a different post by mistake)

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maybe he's really undercover for MTG and he's looking for the space lazerz

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Not necessarily built in but thay have learned there are no consequences to lying... or maybe, yes, you have to be an inveterate liar to even want t o be a rethug.

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Well, we are talking about white children here.That could make a little bit of a difference to them.

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I have to give Kevin credit. He knows his Vicar of Bray:

And this is law, I will maintainJust like a cringy mouse, Sir.That whatsoever arse may reign,I will be the Speaker of the House, Sir!

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Typical of my luck that I just bought a top of the line Testica-Tan 5000 ball tanner with the optional Taint Enhancement Attachment.

It is probably too late to flog it on Ebay. Should I wait for years and sell it to nostalgia buffs or scavenge it for parts?

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And Josh Duggar, also, too.

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They're posting about wikifeet! That deserves a raise right off the bat

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Why exactly is Kev in Israel when his job of record at the mo is Speaker of the House, which is in session?

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She wasn't known to be a liberal at that time. This was about her posting to IG and endorsing Blackburn's opponent.

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But can I draw dicks on his face first?

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And he's cool with everything Israel does.

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It's still a fine post.

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My fave Dump/Scots thing ever https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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