Hola, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another frighteningly disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Help yourselves to a bowl of ayahuasca and come on in! Whew! I've finally gotten all cleaned up and straightened out from another year's Halloween. It's truly a wonderful holiday - all the neighborhood children don clever costumes and run right up to the laboratory door to have their brains removed. So much fun, but so much work!
<em>And it&#039;s one, two, three, What is this shutdown for? Don&#039;t ask me I don&#039;t give a damn, My researcher got furloughed, man...</em>
<em>Now come on all you eight-armed men, Octopus needs your help again. Got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in wingnut land. Now put down your phone and pick up a drink We&#039;re gonna spill a whole lotta ink.</em>
C_R_eature, I marveled at your depth in scientific ideas but your analysis of our economic situation should compel Becca to make you the next <i>well paid</i> writer in Wonkland. I say well paid as compared to being given the change from the snack machine but I hope you know what I mean. Very nicely done.
Actually, that would be your simile license. [sad trombone]
To be fair, the two poles do in fact never meet up. Cut a bar magnet in half, and you have two magnets with the poles still separated. Cut those in half ... same result, ad infinitum. So, while a Republican might very well come into contact with logic, somebody else will have to provide it.
From &quot;The Hunt For Red March&quot;:<blockquote>They walked away to an ironically quiet corner of the War Room.
&quot;You did it dear,&quot; said Ruth. &quot;You carried out plan B. I&#039;m very proud of you.&quot;
Warren took his wife&#039;s hand. He looked around the War Room with its awesome power and incredible technology. &quot;Admiral,&quot; he said, gesturing toward the computer displays throughout the room, &quot;do any of these get the Weather Channel?&quot;</blockquote>
Lies from the pit of Hell will do that to you.
Joe Barton&#039;s wife: &quot;Honey, wait &#039;till you hear how much I <i>saved</i> at Neiman-Marcus today!&quot;
Snakes the size of a Congressman, at any rate.
<em>And it&#039;s one, two, three, What is this shutdown for? Don&#039;t ask me I don&#039;t give a damn, My researcher got furloughed, man...</em>
how was the chianti?
Mercy of the court is so looking forward to that...
<em>Now come on all you eight-armed men, Octopus needs your help again. Got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in wingnut land. Now put down your phone and pick up a drink We&#039;re gonna spill a whole lotta ink.</em>
C_R_eature, I marveled at your depth in scientific ideas but your analysis of our economic situation should compel Becca to make you the next <i>well paid</i> writer in Wonkland. I say well paid as compared to being given the change from the snack machine but I hope you know what I mean. Very nicely done.
Republicanism makes you dumberer.
I&#039;m all for sending Newt up to the ISS in the Automated Transfer Vehicle . . . provided that he rides it back.
Dr. Frankenstein?
Actually, that would be your simile license. [sad trombone]
To be fair, the two poles do in fact never meet up. Cut a bar magnet in half, and you have two magnets with the poles still separated. Cut those in half ... same result, ad infinitum. So, while a Republican might very well come into contact with logic, somebody else will have to provide it.
You make me hungry. How far are you from Connecticut, assuming no Joe-mentum headwinds?
Don&#039;t touch that dial
a little dimethyltryptamine would probably do him a world of good
From &quot;The Hunt For Red March&quot;:<blockquote>They walked away to an ironically quiet corner of the War Room.
&quot;You did it dear,&quot; said Ruth. &quot;You carried out plan B. I&#039;m very proud of you.&quot;
Warren took his wife&#039;s hand. He looked around the War Room with its awesome power and incredible technology. &quot;Admiral,&quot; he said, gesturing toward the computer displays throughout the room, &quot;do any of these get the Weather Channel?&quot;</blockquote>