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This article is so damn true.

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The more I see of Kim Gullible, the more I appreciate Gavin Newsom's forward thinking in distancing himself from that raging dumpster fire. WAY TO DODGE THAT BULLET AMIGO!!!!

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I appreciate you leaving out Tiffany, who has always distanced herself from the mess that is her sperm donar and half siblings. I hope poor Barron isn't living at MAL and having to witness the flame outs first hand.

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She’s right about one thing - I don’t care how we keep the PABOTUS out of the White House, as long as it works.

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Aug 16, 2023·edited Aug 16, 2023

Kimberly Tinfoil is A Idiot. The whole Trump family and its extensions are so damn dumb that they shouldn’t breed. But it does my snarky heart good to hear them whine and complain and try to foist the blame for Donny’s dumbfuckness onto others with no success.

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I have yet to see ONE THING that shows Joe Biden has sold out the US. PAB, on the other hand, would sell his own kids if it would give him a leg up.

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Loving your troubled child is a greater crime than conspiracy to fix an election! I mean, Donald Would Never. The boys can vouch for that! MAGA!!1!

/s obvs

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I am sure junior is very saddened by that. He seems like he really wanted his father to love him unconditionally

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I think everyone does. I can even believe PAB did. I think that’s at least part of the explanation for why they all behave like that. I just get enraged when they accuse Biden of crimes when he truly seems to only have loved his troubled son and tried his hardest to help him get clean. They use that as a weapon. How depraved does your mind need to be when you think showing love to a sick kid is criminal behaviour?

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I agree!

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those women appear to be melting

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Why didn't their flying monkeys keep them away from water!?!?!?

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Yet another evil of climate change; many products fail in high environmental temperatures.

My optometrist told me about a certain lens upgrade that he had to stop selling, because it was only guaranteed stable for temperatures up to 35 degrees Celsius. This is Australia. Almost everywhere takes temperature in excess of 35 for granted. In the northern and inland parts, 35 is regarded as a pretty cool day for summer.

Maybe facial fillers have the same problem. It's been hot there, no?

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Smart in a horribly cynical and disgusting way. Because "the base/nest of rattlesnakes" isn't as mad as they want them to be at these indictments. But they have an entire reservoir of hate for Hillary and the thought of her, (btw the use of the word cackling repeatedly is not a coincidence, they want to conjure up WITCH for the snakes), laughing at them and their hero might just get them het up enough to get mad.

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Kim looks like crap. Is all that botoxed shit supposed to be sexy, because she looks like a particularly clueless blowfish.

Based on Lara's performance with her son during a hurricane, I can only conclude that Eric's and Lara's children will grow up to be as fucked up as Ivana's kids.

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It's not botox, but I'm not entirely sure what it is. Probably fillers. Botox would give her that frozen look that Melania has. Which, weirdly, would look way better than that project she's got going on.

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Is it just me or does Lara look EXACTLY like Alina Habba, but with blond hair instead of brown?

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They probably go to the same plastic surgeon.

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I was thinking the same thing.

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The surgeon to the Czars.

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They're all starting to morph into one another. This is usually the point in the movie where our heroes start to realize they're a little on the fucked side.

Oh, shit.

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Aug 16, 2023·edited Aug 16, 2023

Rightwing media tries to make this about Hillary.

In other news, water is wet.

This is all just starting and we really should take a lesson from Henry in "The Lion in Winter" about how excited we get and over what: "“It’s going to be a jungle of a day: if I start growling now. I’ll never last.”

BTW - Hills was actually doing a butt-load of "We need good Republicans to stand up" and "Ooooh...if only the Republican party could be dedicated to democracy again" claptappery before Rachel got in and moved her off the talking points and on to eloquence admittedly tinged with glee. Just notin' that...

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>> saying Hillary Clinton was “cackling” about Trump’s indictments on the Maddow show.

Ok, I'm not a fan of whataboutism, but whenever I read about the alleged cackle in the night I can't help imagine the cacophonous cackle-fest (also: chortling, cavorting, and carousing) that we'd be witnessing on Fox and every X-Truth if Clinton had ever done anything bad enough for such an indictment. You'd be able to hear their celebration from the moon, Mikey.

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Remember what they were like when she conceded?

Only worse.

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Oh they'd be pissing themselves with laughter, doubled over and unable to speak.

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What a lot of people don’t know is Melania, Kimmy, and Lara have been known to use the exact same phrase, over and over. Purely a coincidence. Possibly.

“Is it in yet?”

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Are you suggesting that the Trump men might not measure up by Hunter Biden metrics?

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Kimberly has got some mouth on her.

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She really needs someone she'll trust to tell her to back off the botox, because it makes her look like a frog when she sulks.

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I think it's probably fillers, not botox. Not that it matters. She looks like a freak.

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She's starting to look like an AI-generated version of herself.

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Ivanka and Jared are singing like canaries trying to protect Jared's Saudi payoff

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Trying to keep both of them out of jail, more like.

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Are these clowns watching MSNBC now?

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