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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

McAllister? I hardly know 'er!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I believe he's mostly in trouble because he violated the Koch's <i>jus primae noctis</i>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Depends. <never gets old>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Kochus interrumptus</i>?

Capt.Jim's avatar

I suspect the jezebel was trying to piss the wife off and land the congresscritter for herself.But then again we need to see iffin Issa can tie this to Obammy and somehow Benghazi for fuck sake somehow there has to be a democrat involved somewhere these things dont happen on their own

Vienna Woods's avatar

I say it's the Yellow King.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I know who did it. It was Obama, with his super-secret mind control powers that caused you to play kissy-face.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

can't argue that

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

S'OK just like every GOP primary where the candidates start ratfucking each other constantly with every dirty trick they can dream up- when all is said and done they'll just blame Obama

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Now McAllister is contemplating asking John Boehner to get the FBI to investigate who leaked this tape in the first place.</i>

Dude. If your head’s in the toilet, don’t blow bubbles.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Federal <i>schmederal</i>. My favorite part was the "<i>Ooh</i>, a cheetah"

PubOption's avatar

He is '100% pro-life' and a Funeral Director. Conflicted?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

See? This is why the wimenz can't have nice things. Like equal pay. The hussy.