(Updated! See end of post) We all had a good laugh the other day over the trials and travails of the Kissing Congressman, Rep. Vance McAllister (R-Tonsil Hockey), and his sorry-not-sorry apology to his constituents, his wife, his kids, God, social decency, Saints fans, the endangered Louisiana wetlands and who knows who else over his getting caught on a security video making out with a staffer (and wife of a close friend),
I suspect the jezebel was trying to piss the wife off and land the congresscritter for herself.But then again we need to see iffin Issa can tie this to Obammy and somehow Benghazi for fuck sake somehow there has to be a democrat involved somewhere these things dont happen on their own
S'OK just like every GOP primary where the candidates start ratfucking each other constantly with every dirty trick they can dream up- when all is said and done they'll just blame Obama
McAllister? I hardly know 'er!
I believe he&#039;s mostly in trouble because he violated the Koch&#039;s <i>jus primae noctis</i>.
Depends. &lt;never gets old&gt;
<i>Kochus interrumptus</i>?
I suspect the jezebel was trying to piss the wife off and land the congresscritter for herself.But then again we need to see iffin Issa can tie this to Obammy and somehow Benghazi for fuck sake somehow there has to be a democrat involved somewhere these things dont happen on their own
I say it&#039;s the Yellow King.
I know who did it. It was Obama, with his super-secret mind control powers that caused you to play kissy-face.
can&#039;t argue that
S&#039;OK just like every GOP primary where the candidates start ratfucking each other constantly with every dirty trick they can dream up- when all is said and done they&#039;ll just blame Obama
<i>Now McAllister is contemplating asking John Boehner to get the FBI to investigate who leaked this tape in the first place.</i>
Dude. If your head&rsquo;s in the toilet, don&rsquo;t blow bubbles.
Federal <i>schmederal</i>. My favorite part was the &quot;<i>Ooh</i>, a cheetah&quot;
He is &#039;100% pro-life&#039; and a Funeral Director. Conflicted?
See? This is why the wimenz can&#039;t have nice things. Like equal pay. The hussy.