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Yes, and the righties are cheap.

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The black guy once vaguely suggested a voluntary Federal Voter Id to get around state voter suppression in federal elections, oh the screaming.

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Just like other laws and morals, funny that.

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"Well, they traded in their tricorns for a MAGA hat-at-at-at-at-at ...

"You oughta know by now ..."

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Guvmint overreach isn't guvmit overreach if it targets negros and messicans and Mooslins and suchlike.

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When we wrote to Maryland AG in advance of his scathing FU to Kobach, noted that the State House in Annapolis would likely be surrounded ten-deep if some bullpuckey federal commission had asked for each state's gun owner rolls. You know how those RWNJs just hate the gummint gettin' all up in their grille.

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.... with those old-fashioned rock hard baby shoes.

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I imagine his jaw aches constantly these days.

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I doubt he will be. He has a remarkable sense of self-preservation.

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It would also show his kids registered as Democrats. Remember when they couldn't vote for Daddy in the primary because they hadn't filed the paperwork to change their party affiliation in time?

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The Russians charge for info.

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If they were serious they would just request a hash of full name, DoB, and SS#. That would uniquely identify every voter and give the feds no actual information about individual voters. Any records lacking those three things would have to be (correctly I believe) considered insufficiently unique to be used. Any duplicates could be sent back to the state for identification and ideally additional investigation.

But this is a fishing expedition not an actual investigation...

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no steel toed boots or a pair of cement shhoes

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Doc Martens for the win!

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I'm just looking forward to massive Indian suppression when some adolescent in the DOJ looks up all the Ashit Bags. "You can't all be Ashit Bag!"

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Stories like this make me think "The system actually kinda works."

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