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She's almost as vile as Stefanik, but a whole lot better looking---a good shot as PAB's 2nd banana.

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Good for them. In solidarity I shall point south now and give Mount Rushmore the finger.

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The Indian Nations in Oklahoma now need to ban Governor Stitt the Shit from their lands.

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Sent in a little extra money this month. Keep up the great work!

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You know that banishment just frosts her oranges. No one, especially a non-white nobody, is permitted to tell a Republican leader what they can or can't do, where they can and can't go.

It's downright unamerican.

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I've thought she was going to be Trump's VP pick for a while now. This only supports it.

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Good. I HATE Noem, with the fire of possibly a million suns. Not only is she bigoted trash, but she exudes a level of smug assholery almost unequaled even in MAGA land.

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I imagine there's something particularly... bemusing? infuriating? about all this MAGA pants-pissing about "illegals" to Native Americans.

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"...Indian people from such places as El Salvador, Guatemala, and Mexico and don’t deserve to be dehumanized and mistreated ..."

I don't think the point can be made any clearer about who these "invaders" are. Conducting military operations against desperate immigrants is just another example of the continuing genocide against the native peoples of this hemisphere.

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Noem reeks of desperation, bad faith and Secret Deodorant. That is all.

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Because conservative men are idiots who don’t respect women, and Republicans don’t want to govern, they just want to give tax breaks to the super rich, the Right is convinced Kristi Noem is good at what she does simply because she’s attractive.

She can be atttactive all she wants, she’s literally useless.

All she successfully did was drive South Dakota’s Covid death rate up during the height of the pandemic by refusing to issue any mask mandates for her state.

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I'll give you three guesses why PAB wants you as his running mate Kristi. It's the same reason he wanted Habba as his lawyer.

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she'll melt if you give her well-seasoned food.

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She has now been banished from more Native land than the 7th Cavalry.

Pure gold.

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"Remember the Corn Palace!" made me snort.

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"Only entry plus enmity constitutes an invasion. "

Pres. Star Comes Out showed admirable restraint for not adding "And trust me that we Sioux are actually experts on experiencing "entry plus enmity" from an invader."

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