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She's almost as vile as Stefanik, but a whole lot better looking---a good shot as PAB's 2nd banana.

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Good for them. In solidarity I shall point south now and give Mount Rushmore the finger.

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The Indian Nations in Oklahoma now need to ban Governor Stitt the Shit from their lands.

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Sent in a little extra money this month. Keep up the great work!

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You know that banishment just frosts her oranges. No one, especially a non-white nobody, is permitted to tell a Republican leader what they can or can't do, where they can and can't go.

It's downright unamerican.

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I've thought she was going to be Trump's VP pick for a while now. This only supports it.

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Good. I HATE Noem, with the fire of possibly a million suns. Not only is she bigoted trash, but she exudes a level of smug assholery almost unequaled even in MAGA land.

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I imagine there's something particularly... bemusing? infuriating? about all this MAGA pants-pissing about "illegals" to Native Americans.

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It goes like this, probably. "Are you fucking kidding me?!"

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If it were me, If I were indigenous and I found out that the same people who decimated my people, stole my people's land and forcibly relocated my people to government designated areas outside of the areas we lived in peacefully for thousands of years, were now perpetrating those same kinds of abuses on other indigenous populations, merely for having the temerity to want to extract themselves and their children from war torn political realities that the American government was arguably vastly responsible for causing-- I don't think bemused or infuriated can even adequately describe what I would be.

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"...Indian people from such places as El Salvador, Guatemala, and Mexico and don’t deserve to be dehumanized and mistreated ..."

I don't think the point can be made any clearer about who these "invaders" are. Conducting military operations against desperate immigrants is just another example of the continuing genocide against the native peoples of this hemisphere.

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Noem reeks of desperation, bad faith and Secret Deodorant. That is all.

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Let's give credit where it's due. She does have to do the MAGA dance backwards and in high heels.

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Lume libel!

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Bet she wears Liz taylor diamond perfume!

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Liz taylor libelz!

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in her shoes too?

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buttcrack

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Because conservative men are idiots who don’t respect women, and Republicans don’t want to govern, they just want to give tax breaks to the super rich, the Right is convinced Kristi Noem is good at what she does simply because she’s attractive.

She can be atttactive all she wants, she’s literally useless.

All she successfully did was drive South Dakota’s Covid death rate up during the height of the pandemic by refusing to issue any mask mandates for her state.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I wouldn't touch her with teleoperated robot hands.

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Yeah, I hear ya. I think beauty is both “eye of the beholder” and math. Specifically geometry. Beauty is symmetry. Height of the cheek bones, length and angle of the nose, height to weight ratio, its mathematics. Doesn’t mean she’s a good person, she’s likely an awful person. Hard to be a republican and be a good person anymore.

It’s like everyone on the left saying Melania Trump is ugly, mmm, no, she’s undeniably beautiful, probably as plastic as a corvette, but undeniably attractive.

Meanwhile everyone on the right was saying Melania is a brilliant degreed architectural designer who speaks 5 languages.

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lol, yeah, she speaks 5 languages, all of them poorly. Please show me a video of her speaking anything but Slovene and English?? She’s nothing but a lucky former model and call girl who had an anchor baby with a disgusting sugar daddy. And now she gets to play with her millions and wish she was Jacqueline Onassis.

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Sort of like British sports cars in the 1960s. Beautiful bodies but terrible mechanical and electric components.

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I would say that from a purely reproductory standard they might be found to be desirable, but I'm more interested in the whole person. I've met plenty of attractive women who I couldn't stand when I got to know them.

Melania is like a Rorschach blot. She's so vague people were convinced PAB was being escorted by her double a few times.

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I'll give you three guesses why PAB wants you as his running mate Kristi. It's the same reason he wanted Habba as his lawyer.

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They put up with his boom-boom stench?

They don't mind his green breath from not brushing?

They don't mind his man-girdle?

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They mind but they are willing to close their eyes and hold their noses.

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And think of England!

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In his case, it's probably Russia, but, yes, that's the idea.

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she'll melt if you give her well-seasoned food.

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She has now been banished from more Native land than the 7th Cavalry.

Pure gold.

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"Remember the Corn Palace!" made me snort.

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glad to hear the Corn Palace is still there, we visited it when we were kids!

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Me, too—family vacation to Mount Rushmore when I was about 5 or 6 and we hit ALL the sights South Dakota had to offer, lol! :-)

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"Only entry plus enmity constitutes an invasion. "

Pres. Star Comes Out showed admirable restraint for not adding "And trust me that we Sioux are actually experts on experiencing "entry plus enmity" from an invader."

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