Inspire , which is Al-Qaeda's English-language magazine, but, going by its name, sounds like it should be sitting next to Oprah's magazine at the checkout counter, has claimed responsibility for a recent, failed plot to explode printer cartridges on cargo planes.
<i>&quot;&ldquo;The operation has succeeded in achieving its objectives. We thank Allah for His blessings.&rdquo;</i>
Sounds like someone wants their very own &quot;Mission Accomplished&quot; banner for Christmas this year.
Also on the AQ &quot;miss&quot; parade:
The Edsel Betamax Microsoft Kin phone New Coke
&#039;my pet goat&#039; would have been a better literary choice.
What they really need is good marketing department.
Quotable quotes? Increase you bomb power? Bellylaughs in burquas?
Do they have comics section? It seems like Glenn McCoy would fit right in.
i am imaging the &#039;fashion do&#039;s and don&#039;ts&#039; page:
DO wear your suicide belt with an ethnic twist! DON&#039;T show any part of your skin or we will kill you and maim you little sister!
Goofus and Gallant? <a href="http://www.iwasahighlightsk..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.iwasahighlightskid.com/2008/10/goofus-...">http://www.iwasahighlightsk... Take the quiz you terrorists.