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Near the end of the lockdown, Dad and Mom were out and saw a barbershop open and went in and both got haircuts. Dad said he was feeling like a beatnik. My generation would have said hippie.

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didn't Neil Young write a song about romping in a red state and how to keep on?

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Nancy Drew had a red convertible wokester.

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And then they'll take another word and do the same thing again.

Remember when everybody and their brother was being cancel cultured by us?

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Ms. O's had a pretty big smile every since I got woke, if you know what I mean.

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They really haven't been putting their hearts into the caravans the last, few years. I don't think their hearts are in it.

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did you get that person's pronouns. It's the only way to be sure.

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No doubt he thinks of it as the new "hipster." Quit trying to make fetch happen!

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"Mail Order Bridesmaids" also, too.

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I assume eventually the right will sit down and come up with a definition of woke and shoot that out to everyone.

Wait a minute. That sounds suspiciously like work.

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Woke basically boils down to POC, women, and LGBTQ demanding to be treated by society like straight white males and God! does that piss off straight white males.

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The SF fed head is also the head jivester.

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My favorite joke from "Despicable Me" was the bank with a big sign "Bank of Evil" with smaller letters underneath, "Formerly Lehman Brothers."

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Are you fucking kidding? Bank guards carry guns.

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Republicans have coke orgies. Democrats have woke romps. Both sides.

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There seems to be a whole generation of Republicans in the same boat. No one at home who cares enough about them to get them the help they need.

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