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Just look at that muscle memory!

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"It might not seem like it these days but the pro-slavery side of the Civil War lost."

Well, no--that's just the problem.

Ya see, there were two phases of the Civil War.

The Confederacy indeed lost the first, hot, phase (1861-65).

BUT, unfortunately for the USA, and indeed for the planet and all its inhabitants, the Southern oligarchy won the second, cold, phase (1865-77), because the Northern oligarchy had gotten what IT wanted--the Southern oligarchy compelled to remain in the Union and pay its debts, and the South to serve as a resource colony for Northern industry.

Once that was accomplished, the Northern oligarchs saw the Southern oligarchs as natural allies against uppity workers of all skin tones, so the Northern oligarchy allowed the Southern oligarchy to resume power over its own region.

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The problem is in America racism got baked in. There was work to be done and the Native Americans kept dying or running away. Paying people to do the work was going to cost alot so dragging people across an ocean that were obviously different and couldn't run away was perfect. Taking advantage of tribal warfare in Africa meant that greedy people on both sides made money on the backs of the suffering of other people but the work got done.

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And made profit by cultivating slave stock to sell to other countries.

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And me to my Irish persona: she's a fecking gobshite of a cuntwagon.

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Yes, me either but I don't watch TV.

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THIS!

The other day, a libertarian former colleague posted on FB about how reparations would be yet more government ordered theft (like taxes!!!1!1one! 😱).

🙄🙄🙄

He is, of course, against the inheritance tax too. It somehow doesn't occur to him that generations of structural racism is a far worse inheritance tax, only without a lower bound for when it kicks in, and imposed on those who can afford it least, not those who afford it most.

I didn't argue the point with him though, because https://people.freebsd.org/...

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Hey, if you weren't strapping as many guns as a warlord and didn't Stand Your Ground™, you might as well have given him your house!

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I have a friend in Dubai who discribes herself as a white person.Cause she flippin is. But point being, Laura and her ilk would likely freak out hearing that

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don't fret. The nanny is raising them

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Not only locking up babies, but forcing underaged girls to work as child care also

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Nazis have a poor sense of color theory. So boring.

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My 80 year old neighbor was over and mentioned the demographic shift thing she saw on the "news" (figure that means fox) and she goes "What is the big deal? When I first came here, people didn't like me because I was german. But now I am ok because I am white? Like I forgot."lolz.There is hope

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She needs to explain to the Nazis what ‘white’ means.

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As Laura might say, "I don't judge a man by the color of his skin, but by how far I can see his smile in the dark."

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And allow me to use my own..She's a twat!

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