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I consider it pretty nifty if I can make an ounce last more than a fortnight, and I have yet to buy a gun, much less open fire on a parade.

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“Pot! Even when I didn’t know it was pot, I knew it was pot!”

On the plus side, at least these assholes are taking a break from piling on the comic books and video games…?

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Because what I do when I get stoned is grab a gun and kill people and definitely NOT eat Funions and watch MST3K!

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You know who would say something that stupid? Yep, someone all potted up on weed.

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I've smoked lots of pot and have never wanted to kill anyone, especially total strangers.

I must have odd blood chemistry.

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I wish I had that sort of access. My ounce has to last like 4 weeks or more, and is usually short.

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FUNIONS!!!!!

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I was in Camden Market (London) on Saturday. Anyone who's ever been there remembers the smell, the air is heavy with the scent of weed. Funnily enough there have been exactly 0 mass shootings in Camden Market. There are however lots and lots of food stalls.

Try harder wingnuts.

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Here I got a solution. Let's make pot and guns illegal. Oh wait one already is.

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I bet just about the only thing you have the desire to open whilst smoking it is the nearest packet of snack food, right?

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Yes it's all the Jazz cigarettes fault and not extremely easy access to fire arms. I mean look at all the mass shootings in Holland!

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What's more physically threatening: locked in a room with 20 drunks or locked in a room with 20 stoners?

I rest my case.My case is full of edibles.

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I think this is an appropriate time to plug You're Wrong About's 3 parter on Go Ask Alice. As Sarah points out, Alice starts out on LSD and eventually works her way up to pot. https://www.buzzsprout.com/...https://www.buzzsprout.com/...https://www.buzzsprout.com/...

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I started out on Burgundy, but soon hit the harder stuff

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Everything outside the USA doesn't count.

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...can't remember what I was gonna say about that.

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