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Isn't this the guy who pimped Trump's sneakers with a lot of racist remarks "Like, well, you know those n-words love sneakers! We've done research!"

I don't see how he can even go outside anymore.

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'Daddy is really a dummy or a domineering idiot.'

That pretty much describes every family sitcom in television history.

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Love Margot. There, I've said it. And Jen Psaki looks much better with a little bit of curl. I'm done.

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Ask me if I give a fuck what this female idiot has to say.

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The modern reich wing is all about ginning up fake outrage over trivial issues to distract the gullible from the real problems.

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White Privlege: Watching a series of hour-long "news" shows for people who have no realized problems in their lives other than how movies, trans people and candy commercials are scary to them.

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Ingraham and Shapiro might even have figured out that the movie's all-female Supremes are pro-choice. (I mean, do you remember seeing any babies in Barbie World?)

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I hadn't heard all the hubbub about Snow White being portrayed by a *checks notes* woman...

Mebbe they could cast Ben Shapiro in the lead role and rename it Snowflake White...

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Crazy thing is that Snow White most absolutely was not named after her skin color. Both she and her sister (Rose Red) were named after rose bushes that were outside their mother’s windows in the original fairy tales. But hey, why look at history or facts or source material when they can continue to do nothing but show a very unhealthy fixation on cartoon representations of pre-teen or teen girls.

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The Barbie movie makes sense when you realize every character is being role played. EVERY character. At all times. Some of the RPers are obvious (without getting into spoilers) but there are at least two hidden children.

The CEO is being run by a 4 year old, who occasionally has words put into his mouth by the rest of the family to describe his behavior. And I'm pretty sure that Ken is being run by an invisible younger brother, grudgingly at first, but then after he borrows some books from his older sister's library, he gets REALLY INTO IT and that's where the second half of the movie kicks into high gear.

Now I'm debating if an actual grandmother got involved during some of the later scenes as well.

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1. "Disappointingly low T from Ken.”

Um. Ken is a doll. A DOLL. Like, probably zero-T, when you think about it. Sorry, did I say "think" and quote Ginger in the same sentence?

2. The "woke mob" - I am supposed to be in the woke mob but I can't find my mailer that told me where we were gathering and I accidently trashed all my emails, so could one of the executives of the woke mob out there let me know where and when to show up? P. S. I'm in Vermont, where we're demonstrating our loathsome wokeness by trying to help neighbors who've been rendered homeless by the flood. We're so awful!!

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Ken is famous for totally lacking a source of T.

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Help other people? You heartless bastards, you....Vermonters!

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Of course, in Barbie's world, there is no Pregnant Barbie because Ken came in a different box.

Bada-bing!

I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress.

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There was Pregnant Midge. She's introduced as a neighbor in the first 5 minutes - but the narrator says "we're not going to talk about her because that's too weird." (The exact reason the doll was discontinued.)

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Also too, i imagine in Megyn Kelly's world, Barbie is WHITE, just like Santa Claus and Jesus.

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don't forget mermaids

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OK, let's pretend that they mean what they say. No one on TANF (temporary assistance for needy families, commonly called welfare) can afford Pilates classes or food delivery apps. This means they are lying, as always.

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I just cannot get over how stupid right wingers are being about this silly movie.

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Laura Ingraham: I'll always have Rambo.

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Or failing that, she'll always have The Green Berets (the movie where draft-dodger John Wayne played the leader of a platoon heroically saving people from the Viet Cong).

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You know,

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