32 Comments
User's avatar
freakishlyterrified's avatar

"Bullet points?" JFC. And if the transportation secretary was in charge of the supply chain, why, that, wingturds, would be soshialismz.

Expand full comment
schmannity's avatar

That's Secretary Pete, Ptomaine Slider Lady

Expand full comment
Bobathonic's avatar

Damn straight. So to speak.

Expand full comment
freakishlyterrified's avatar

It's SECRETARY Pete, show some respect.

Expand full comment
BlueStateLibel's avatar

Now of course the intelligent people know that the global supply chain is extremely complex, and that no single person is going to fix it (only time will probably work). But trying to explain this to a woman who proudly (and likely illegally) displays firearms in this extremely unsafe manner in her home (see photo) is pointless.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Expand full comment
Get Out Stay Out!!!'s avatar

Mmy BFF had her third child in her pick-up on the way to the hospital. By the time the 3rd or 4th kid comes along, it gets a bit stretched out down there (sorry) so it's pretty common for the babby to come flying out much more quickly. She should just stfu πŸ™„.

Expand full comment
incandenza's avatar

Uh, I'm having trouble with lbs first bullet point, feat jon stewart

Expand full comment
Truxpin49's avatar

Well here comes GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, one of the 10 stupidest Republicans in Congress, with her own jokes.

That’s not fair, she’s at least 3 of the 10 stupidest

Expand full comment
C & A Bongo Man's avatar

Bullet Points? What a dum dum.

Expand full comment
Truxpin49's avatar

Why isn’t Pete stocking sodas on my grocery store shelves? I need my Coke Zero!

Expand full comment
Jgb979's avatar

I honestly can’t even with her. It’s always just performative assholery from a woman dumber than Louie Gohmert.

Personally I’d be more concerned about avoiding getting arrested again if I were her

https://static1.squarespace...

Expand full comment
JollyRogerMexico's avatar

Do we really need to cover this today?

Do we really need to give her the attention she craves?

Raise your hand if Evan's article changes your mind about Lauren Boebert? How about if it even updates your understanding of her or her appeal with the mouth breathers?

We could be looking at what happened in Buffalo and what that means. Or Boston. Or New Jersey. Or (apparently) Columbus Ohio.

Expand full comment
HermitSongs's avatar

One of my friends had her third in the bathtub and didn’t even wake up her husband until the kid was born, because, and I quote, she β€œdidn’t want to see his stupid worry face.” πŸ˜‚

Expand full comment
wavicles's avatar

What went wrong?Well, here's a start:

Born in Altamonte Springs, Florida

Expand full comment
Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

We have Nerf guns arrayed like that in the kid's room. At most you'll get a welt though.

Expand full comment