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"Bullet points?" JFC. And if the transportation secretary was in charge of the supply chain, why, that, wingturds, would be soshialismz.

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That's Secretary Pete, Ptomaine Slider Lady

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Damn straight. So to speak.

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It's SECRETARY Pete, show some respect.

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Now of course the intelligent people know that the global supply chain is extremely complex, and that no single person is going to fix it (only time will probably work). But trying to explain this to a woman who proudly (and likely illegally) displays firearms in this extremely unsafe manner in her home (see photo) is pointless.

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Mmy BFF had her third child in her pick-up on the way to the hospital. By the time the 3rd or 4th kid comes along, it gets a bit stretched out down there (sorry) so it's pretty common for the babby to come flying out much more quickly. She should just stfu πŸ™„.

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Uh, I'm having trouble with lbs first bullet point, feat jon stewart

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Well here comes GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, one of the 10 stupidest Republicans in Congress, with her own jokes.

That’s not fair, she’s at least 3 of the 10 stupidest

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Bullet Points? What a dum dum.

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Why isn’t Pete stocking sodas on my grocery store shelves? I need my Coke Zero!

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I honestly can’t even with her. It’s always just performative assholery from a woman dumber than Louie Gohmert.

Personally I’d be more concerned about avoiding getting arrested again if I were her

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Do we really need to cover this today?

Do we really need to give her the attention she craves?

Raise your hand if Evan's article changes your mind about Lauren Boebert? How about if it even updates your understanding of her or her appeal with the mouth breathers?

We could be looking at what happened in Buffalo and what that means. Or Boston. Or New Jersey. Or (apparently) Columbus Ohio.

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One of my friends had her third in the bathtub and didn’t even wake up her husband until the kid was born, because, and I quote, she β€œdidn’t want to see his stupid worry face.” πŸ˜‚

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What went wrong?Well, here's a start:

Born in Altamonte Springs, Florida

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We have Nerf guns arrayed like that in the kid's room. At most you'll get a welt though.

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