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One of the pumps at the gas station I frequent had two Biden did this stickers on it, one on the price charged, one on the price per gallon. The gas prices come down, and, suddenly, there's just two smears on the glass of glue residue.

Somebody spent good money on those stickers because they thought it was "cool".

I feel so owned.

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What is wrong with you people? Attacking the Republicans like that.

Don't you remember when that left wing activist broke into Mitch McConnell's house with a hammer to force him to tell the truth about some crazy leftwing conspiracy theory, but he wasn't home, so he attacked Elaine Chao with his hammer, and all the Democrats (well, that one leftist website) said she'd been involved in some sex-gone-wrong with a male prostitute thing, and, just to get a twist on that racist knife as well, mention it happened around the same time as some Chinese cultural event. And, Christ, after the President's son tweets that anti-Asian meme with the hammer in it, I mean, really, what do you expect them to do?

Wait. You mean you never watch Fox News? Like never?

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My reaction. I was expecting something pretty extraordinary from Mrs. Betty Bowers if it had to be shielded behind a warning.

Twitter apparently caters to audience of one. Sensitive content indeed.

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But you wouldn't be respected anymore, and isn't that the name of the game?

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and their employers would also be cut off from the flow of government press releases that they broadcast as "news stories".

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Clinton left a roaring economy AND was paying down the national debt, then Dumbaya came along and sent that all down the tubes

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I'm terrible at the game, then. All I want is to not have to worry about food, shelter, taxes, utilities, etc. for the rest of my life, and have enough reasonably sunny windows for my plants. And maybe hire someone to clean the cat boxes.

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If half a piece is being added to my morning espresso, it has to be a piece of this: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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...And Bamz had to slog thru that shite-pile too, but sis he get any credit for getting Shrub'-&-Co.'s fuck-ups sorted? Oh right, the 2006-2008 cratering of the economy was all Obama's doing, just like 9/11 and Katrina, what was I thinking...*headdesk x infinity* ,

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Always appropriate. As are the boos, and any other form of verbal humiliation that scuzzfaced hypocrite gets. His twisted ugly soul has been very visible for quite a while now. *puke*

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Well, as we always say, FUCK CANCER !!!

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Dammed straight

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Probably cut down on their employer’s bar tab, though

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Honestly. The wind has noticeably begun to pick up here since just this morning...

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My "favorite" thing he brought up was the balanced budget - yet another thing that Rethugs always claim they want, but somehow NEVER achieve.

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Whether the Dems maintain control of both houses or not, EVERY election that Rethugs lose will automatically generate cries of election fraud. It's the new normal for them.

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