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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I weep for the days when Oversight belonged to Carolyn Maloney. Don't get me wrong, Dan Goldman's great. But Oversight used to be great, too.

marydn's avatar

Don't be giving Ken Buck any awards for size of balls or having a spine yet. He doesn't have a different agenda from the GOP. He also wants Biden out but thinks the impeachment is not going to work. He just introduced a congressional resolution calling for VP Harris to invoke the 25th amendment.

Lefty Wright's avatar

"She's fucking stupid" reminds me of an old Disney joke. Mickey accused Minnie of having an affair based on something Donald Duck told him. She denied it and got pissed off, kicking Mickey out. So Mickey decided to have it out with Donald and confronted him, demanding he tell the truth. "I never said she was having an affair with anyone. I said she was fucking goofy" replied Donald.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I heard it set up as a divorce court in which the judge says:

"Mr. Mouse, this state does not recognize -- I'm paraphrasing here, for obvious reasons -- **extreme eccentricity** as legitimate grounds for divorce. It looks like I will not be able to grant your request for a dissolution."

Mickey: "I didn't say she was eccentric! I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

NFL Players Association released the results of players polling on different topics.

Worst owner? Kansas City Chiefs.

The guy’s name is Clark Hunt.

You read that correctly

John Thorstensen's avatar

What, if anything, were his parents thinking?

hillary's left one's avatar

when the franchise was born, as the (AFL charter member) Dallas Texans, they lost a million dollars the first year. Reporters asked the owner's dad, Lamar Sr., (Clark's grandfather or great-grandfather, I forget which) what he thought of his son Lamar Jr. losing a million dollars in his first year in the football business. Sr. said, "It's terrible! At that rate he'll be broke in 150 years!" (this was in 1961, when $150 M was A Whole Shitload Of Money.)

John Thorstensen's avatar

Or, as I like to say for the comedy value of the unidiomatic hyper-correctness, AN Whole Shitload.

Just_Jim's avatar

Buck didn't make Schmitt look like a goddamned moron on live TV. Because Schmitt is a goddamned moron on live TV.

agony's avatar

So how is all this going down with normal people who don't pay too much attention to every single political thing? I'm thinking it's likely that they're all just thinking "Eh, it's Washington, they're all corrupt". Would be nice, though, if they were mostly thinking "You know, those republicans seem to be kinda fuckups".

Michael Bowen's avatar

I overheard my bus driver and another passenger briefly talk about this, and they were right there in the "they're all corrupt" box.

Darth Trad's avatar

This performative bullshit is just cover for the actual crime family - Trump's - grab for every last cent the GOP has.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Battleground states, sorry about your luck. Daddy's got to get paid.

mr_snarky's avatar

I need some ??? but where do find ????

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Have you checked under the ???

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I had some, but I shoved it up Comer's !!!.

PropellerVigo's avatar

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Or at least Comer will leave the hearing and lie and tell reporters Hunter did, while he strums his banjo and picks boogers out of his teeth.

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Presumably, his own, right? Right? [that's not an assumption I'm confident in making]

John Thorstensen's avatar

Well, I guess Scotland Yard can't dust for boogers, just like they can't dust for vomit.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

People tout Scotland Yard as this great investigative mechanism, but Holmes ran rings around them, and now this?

SethTriggs's avatar

LOL Comer's just trying to win the moment. All you have to do with the reanimated goat-brain supporters who just want to get a refreshing hit of "Democrats bad, groomers, not real America!"

That he's mum about the proceedings today is very funny. Yeah EVERYBODY knows it's bullshit. Good that the White House is publicly pushing back too.

DrBDH's avatar

Ron “Russia on the Fourth of July” Johnson has so far escaped indictment for trying to overturn the 2020 election with false electors so he’s more than happy to smear Joe Biden with Russian intel.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Uh huh. One minute your source is a trusted FBI informant so you can believe him. The next it's YOU CAN'T TRUST THE FBI. Cultists will not see a problem with that hypocrisy, because if it doesn't go your way it's because THEY stole it from you.

Brianna Amore's avatar

Yeah because the FBI is FAMOUSLY left wing.

Yup.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, considering all the FBI members who dressed up as MAGAt Antifas on January 6th and broke into the U.S. Capitol to take a leisurely tour…

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know, some of those FBI guys got a little too much into that undercover operation.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

what has America come to when you can't even take ??? from ??? in exchange for !!! anymore?

Emil Muz's avatar

I mean, that what 'Murika was founded on, right?

Barney Rubble's avatar

If Hunter says any words except "I" "plead" and "fifth" he is an idiot.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Maybe a couple of "Not true, you Russian tool" responses would be allowable.

sea tea dee ay's avatar

I'm willing to allow judicious usage of "the".

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This young man has a family to provide for. It's called bootstraps where I grew up.

Zyxomma's avatar

Reminds me of what Track Palin did long ago and far away.

meh's avatar

This is waaaaaayyyy too funny.

Ms.Moon's avatar

Is this the son that has a child with a seventeen year old or is this another son that will be cluttering up county lockup on a regular basis over the next few years?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He was seventeen when he unfortunately impregnated his fifteen-year-old girlfriend.

Now, he's that ripe old age of eighteen, and in the system. Daddy may not be proud, but at least he can finally give him some advice.

EDIT: Come to think of it, so can Mom. She's in the system, too.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Pretty sure it's the one with a kid.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Yeh, it is, so the "underage mom" will have to somehow figure a way to feed little Pubert Boebert on her own while the baby daddy's in the clink. And Lauren her own self was presented a "Mom Under The Influence" award by the "MF'ers of America."

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Grandma may not be that reliable of a source either. She's got a performance review coming up at work, and, if that doesn't go well, it's not like she's qualified for very many other $174,000/year job with benefits.

kbblaldwin's avatar

Kinda reminds me of the Palin family.

meh's avatar

The low-rent Palins...

bluePNWcats's avatar

They are the sparkling turds in the Republican punchbowl. 😁

meh's avatar

Well, lil Klannie Oakley DID wear glitter when she was an escort, so....

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Poor kid never had a chance.

meh's avatar

Given his mother, I would suspect his inherent capability is very, very limited.

He's still a dumbfuck.

marydn's avatar

Hey now, let's not forget to give credit to his father. Dad is a dumbass criminal, too.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dad may have some alcohol-related issues. All his latest run-ins, you know.

meh's avatar

....and sex offender, IIRC.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Yeah, that one didn't fall far from the tree.

bluePNWcats's avatar

Nope. Pretty much fell straight down.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Hitting a NUMBER of branches while doing so

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Well, I didn't choose my parents very carefully, either.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

So unfair! Those white middle class kids have so few role models.

Darth Trad's avatar

Where's the father?

Oh. He's doing what with his what in a bowling alley in front of underage girls??