188 Comments

"Outlaw the use of fractions and percentages" - Any Republican

Expand full comment

That PhD wasn't earned.

Expand full comment

You're welcome, Craig.

Expand full comment

Brain surgeon known for leaving objects behind. In the brain. Like sponges. And also recommending and endorsing woo woo supplements.

Expand full comment

Or lie like Tillerson.

Expand full comment

Didn't watch. It would have required me to look up soporific in dictionary.com so I could use it in a comment (if comments were allowed).

Expand full comment

Ah, those guys, one of the 1980's more forgettable R&B duos. Plus very strange album covers.

Expand full comment

As long as they don't fuck with the Affordable Care Act, we should be in good shape.

Expand full comment

I knew an actual rocket scientist. True story, he didn't get his driver's license until he was in his thirties and had three fender benders his first day driving.

Expand full comment

No wonder we can't get anyone competent to work in government when we've set the bar that high.

Expand full comment

I love one of my Senators. Could easily live without Portman.

Expand full comment

SPAMDA INSURANCE!!!11!1!!2

Expand full comment

I agree and if we get Mandel, I'm gonna be pissed.

Expand full comment

He's not wrong. Little short on the details, which I suspect will be a theme.

Expand full comment