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therblig's avatar

"Outlaw the use of fractions and percentages" - Any Republican

MOG253's avatar

You're welcome, Craig.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Brain surgeon known for leaving objects behind. In the brain. Like sponges. And also recommending and endorsing woo woo supplements.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Didn't watch. It would have required me to look up soporific in dictionary.com so I could use it in a comment (if comments were allowed).

Michael Smith's avatar

Ah, those guys, one of the 1980's more forgettable R&B duos. Plus very strange album covers.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

As long as they don't fuck with the Affordable Care Act, we should be in good shape.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I knew an actual rocket scientist. True story, he didn't get his driver's license until he was in his thirties and had three fender benders his first day driving.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

No wonder we can't get anyone competent to work in government when we've set the bar that high.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I love one of my Senators. Could easily live without Portman.

data_ninja's avatar

SPAMDA INSURANCE!!!11!1!!2

Yellow_Dog_Dem's avatar

I agree and if we get Mandel, I'm gonna be pissed.

TakingAmes's avatar

He's not wrong. Little short on the details, which I suspect will be a theme.