So many Easter eggs, you're gonna get sick of Easter eggs. It's a day in the Trump administration, which means it's as good a time as any to fuck something up. Lucky for the White House, today is the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, which was SO FUN during the Obama years. Thousands of kiddies would join Beyoncé and Michelle Obama and President Bamz, who would
Thank you for LETTING someone ask God a question. That was mighty white of you.I will also ask God if he has any special plans for ignorant stank-ass racists. I'll be sure pass answer on to you.
So your god, which people told you about when were growing up, is the real one and not any of the 5 thousand other deities that humans have made up. Just yours. Keep in mind that those other believers thought the same thing about theirs. You can't all be right. But you could all be wrong.
Jeff Sessions tried to humor the kids by saying, "All of the colored eggs are hidden in the back and the white eggs are here in the front."Only Smellyanne Conway and Trump snickered.
I have heard elsewhere the sentiment that being exploited and oppressed is one thing, but being exploited and oppressed incompetently is not to be borne.
Another thing I noticed: while trump was walking down a roped-off area, a kid asked very politely: "Mr. Trump, would you please sign my hat?"
Now, regardless of how misguided the kid's parents are for being fans of this asshole, they bought their kid a MAGA hat, and he wanted Trump's autograph. So Trump grabs the hat, signs it, then tosses the hat out into the middle of the damned crowd at the rope line!
The camera didn't show the kid's face, but a SS agent behind Trump had a shocked look on his face, while Trump just kept on walking! Clueless bastard -- he proves it every single day.
Donald Trump is not fit to shine Barack Obama's shoes when it come to brains and common sense. All I can say to you is "well, bless your little heart!" with a southern drawl.
I am reminded of Dahl's The Twits.
I love you so much for posting this.
Thank you for LETTING someone ask God a question. That was mighty white of you.I will also ask God if he has any special plans for ignorant stank-ass racists. I'll be sure pass answer on to you.
That tongue rendered the abomination a nightmare.
That's not Zoidberg.
DT does not own a book; not even a coloring book.
Treason may, in fact, be involved. So, that's fun.
So your god, which people told you about when were growing up, is the real one and not any of the 5 thousand other deities that humans have made up. Just yours. Keep in mind that those other believers thought the same thing about theirs. You can't all be right. But you could all be wrong.
Jeff Sessions tried to humor the kids by saying, "All of the colored eggs are hidden in the back and the white eggs are here in the front."Only Smellyanne Conway and Trump snickered.
I have heard elsewhere the sentiment that being exploited and oppressed is one thing, but being exploited and oppressed incompetently is not to be borne.
Oddly enough, there don't seem to be any of her "like that."
Another thing I noticed: while trump was walking down a roped-off area, a kid asked very politely: "Mr. Trump, would you please sign my hat?"
Now, regardless of how misguided the kid's parents are for being fans of this asshole, they bought their kid a MAGA hat, and he wanted Trump's autograph. So Trump grabs the hat, signs it, then tosses the hat out into the middle of the damned crowd at the rope line!
The camera didn't show the kid's face, but a SS agent behind Trump had a shocked look on his face, while Trump just kept on walking! Clueless bastard -- he proves it every single day.
"that jungle?" You're talking about the Obamas?
Donald Trump is not fit to shine Barack Obama's shoes when it come to brains and common sense. All I can say to you is "well, bless your little heart!" with a southern drawl.
And that's NOT a compliment, by the way.
I immediately read it as "god is a disgrace."
Shark eyes, yep.
Ikr?! Which, kinda true, but also ruuuude! Give the guy a chance to get His Almighty shit together.