Libertarian glampers escape Burning Man with (most of :( ) their lives! Wonkette evening news!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Sep 05, 2023

Oyez oyez, it’s Wonkette evening news roundup! Read all the stories et cetera!

Grover Norquist went to Burning Man. What a fucking weirdo!

Libertarian Glampers Finally Escape Burning Man Festival With Their Lives

Stephen Robinson

September 5, 2023

Libertarian Glampers Finally Escape Burning Man Festival With Their Lives

The 2023 Burning Man festival was a complete disaster, literally so this time. Torrential rain pummeled the event, held in a remote Nevada desert, and thousands of attendees were stranded, as the roads leading into the festival were impassable muck. The grounds themselves were thick sludge, with ankle-deep mud. People reportedly wrapped trash bags aroun…

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Then the other weirdos got weird right back! (This one’s your open thread!)

Burning Man Mud Situation God’s Punishment For All The F*cking, According To Lunatics

Evan Hurst

September 5, 2023

Burning Man Mud Situation God’s Punishment For All The F*cking, According To Lunatics

This Labor Day weekend, like every Labor Day weekend, was the humongous Southern Decadence festival of down home southern gay debauchery in New Orleans. All the pictures we’ve seen look like folks had them a gay old time. (Fucking. Lots of fucking.)

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There was a WonkTV. Nobody watched it! Should we just stop? What do you guys think?

September Means Back To School, And Back To White House Press Briefings

Evan Hurst

September 5, 2023

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Oh no.

Everybody Turning On Trump And All His Tomorrows Will Be Worse Than His Yesterdays

Evan Hurst

September 5, 2023

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No second bite at the apple for these legislator dicks. Court’s appointing its own special master.

Federal Court Slaps Down Alabama's Illegal Gerrymander. It Might Stick This Time!

Gary Legum

September 5, 2023

Federal Court Slaps Down Alabama's Illegal Gerrymander. It Might Stick This Time!

Alabama, the Yee-haw We Stepped on Our Own Dicks Again state, has again stepped on its own dick. Which dick, you are probably asking yourselves. There are so many options with Alabama. Closing exit roads from the state to pregnant women who want abortions

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How corrupt do you have to be for Texas Republicans to impeach your Texas Republican self? Floridly corrupt.

Texas Senate Laces Up Steel-Toed Boots To Kick AG Ken Paxton In The Jimmies

Liz Dye

September 5, 2023

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Sep 5, 2023Author

Ridiculous, I put this in the wrong newsletter, which posted to the page. I've unfucked it now!

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Amelia

Sep 5, 2023Liked by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Oyez oyez indeed. Just a huge thank you to Wonkette & Wonketeers for providing a thing to look forward to :)

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Libertarian glampers escape Burning Man with (most of :( ) their lives! Wonkette evening news!

Libertarian Glampers Finally Escape Burning Man Festival With Their Lives

Burning Man Mud Situation God’s Punishment For All The F*cking, According To Lunatics

September Means Back To School, And Back To White House Press Briefings

Everybody Turning On Trump And All His Tomorrows Will Be Worse Than His Yesterdays

Federal Court Slaps Down Alabama's Illegal Gerrymander. It Might Stick This Time!

Texas Senate Laces Up Steel-Toed Boots To Kick AG Ken Paxton In The Jimmies

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