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Daydream Believer's avatar

Yeah, I have questions. If I see a pregnant woman sipping a mimosa, do I have to kill her or the bartender who gave her the drink? What if I see a mommy to be knocking back a cold one at the Memorial Day picnic? Should I kill her or whoever brought the brewskis? Either one would REALLY spoil the vibe at the party.

How about if I see an expectant mother sneaking a smoke break at work? Or someone preggers who’s taking a spin on the Wild Mouse ride? I guess I should kill the attendant who lets her ride the roller coaster, but that seems unfair: most of the ticket takers are high school students working their first job. They probably don’t have the legal expertise to tell a pregnant woman “You just sit down on that park bench, lady, or I’ll turn you in for attempted murder. You can ride all the rides you want once your baby’s been born. And stay away from the junk food too: there’s no telling what kind of horrible stuff is in that.”

So many questions…🤷‍♀️

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Republican Reps Keith Kidwell and Ben T. Moss Jr. look EXACTLY like I thought they would...

R miller's avatar

It's about killing doctors and staff, not pregnant women

Julie O's avatar

Not sure what you're saying here. Are you defending the law because the intent is ONLY to kill doctors and staff? I also don't believe pregnant women won't become targets of the unhinged lunatics that believe they're doing "God's work".

R miller's avatar

No ma'am: anti-abortionists are looking to assasinate staff and pay no consequences

E Shelton's avatar

Reminds me of 1800s England. Women sentenced to hang or transportation would “plead their bellies” for a few more months of life there if until birth. If she survived childbirth in prison or workhouse she would immediately be transported or hung, Baby sent to orphanage if no relatives could take.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

So, I'm assuming that child support payments will be adjusted to INCLUDE gestation?

Julie O's avatar

And you'll be able to claim the fetus as a dependent for tax purposes too of course.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

And drive in the car pool lane!!!!!!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Fertilization of an egg by a spermatozoa is NOT the start of a human life. Somewhere between 37% and 50% of ALL first trimester pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion, better known as miscarriage. These assholes shouldn't be going after women seeking abortion or doctors performing them. Their beef is with their god.

Rachael's avatar

So if my son needed a new kidney, and some 'pro-lifer' with a matching blood-type was threatening his life by refusing to donate , I would be justified in killing them in order to take it?

Goonemeritus's avatar

To be fair I want to throw people who don't clean the lint trap in driers a beating. And don't get me started on people who don't return their shopping carts to the cart corral.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

The rabid forced-birth contingent tries something similar every year or two here. When they passed the 12-week law, it was clear they weren’t going to stop. They introduced a bill making abortion illegal if it is done for gender selection or because the fetus has Down syndrome. Never mind that (at least as of now) you don’t have to provide a reason when you access abortion care.

This bill sounds so extreme that it probably won’t pass, or at least it won’t overcome Stein’s veto. But it, or something like it, will be back.

Easterncedar's avatar

I "liked" this, but o I really do not. What the actual fuck.

Sherry's avatar

In NC the defense “she needed killing’” is still a thing I see. You can also sue a home wrecker for alienation of affection.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

indisputable scientific fact

Wow - how about that. Can't argue with that for sure.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

W? T? Actual? F? Death cult is trying to evolve into Murder Cult. 🤯🤮

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

No, I think it is just that sacred guns bless ALL life borned or else just gesting.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Well, Murder Cult is trying to more openly advertise who they are.

Nancy Naive's avatar

It takes 20 to 25 years for the human brain to fully develop, and yet, a Republican Congress critter can grow a nearly functional brain in just one day of losing a primary.