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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

"Give those tongues a rest, boys!"

Buzz1313's avatar

Ooh! Do you remember during the Republican primary when Trump gave out Lindsey’s digits to...everybody?? Lindsey had to get a new phone number. Haha- what a dick!

texcynical's avatar

Yeah, except for the fucking wingnut and secessionist infestation.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Forget about swallowing the pride!

Just belly up, Lindsey, and swallow cum! That's all he wants from you.

ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul's avatar

I think Lady Bird wanted to plant wildflowers to choke out the weeds. Just thinkin' out loud.

NellCote71's avatar

Actually more Tennessee! Tennessee!

Naytch's avatar

And still voting for most of his agenda while wringing their hands.

Ill-Advised's avatar

In the late winter--crows in the bare trees.Beware, travelers.

Ill-Advised's avatar

It's turned into a mall. And its security seems directed more towards securing Russian rubles than American values.

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

Ah the old Trump. Miss that too. The one on a crappy teevee show we could all ignore.

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

Naturally the one time the junk food industry could finally do something good for America, totally drops the ball

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

What does “proud to golf with” entail?I guess not the other dungheap of Nazi shitshow word splooges!

Tj McGee Wright's avatar

Robots. And they’ll turn Trumpers into Soylent Redneck, run ads for them on Fox, sell it as a natural viagra suplement or whatever.