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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. What a pathetic little suck-up.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Marco Rubio: a candy-ass cuck's candy-ass cuck.

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tegrat's avatar

They are all beyond pathetic. Joe's gonna smoke 'em.

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Sherry Ellis's avatar

I wonder who bought these Republicans' integrity and self esteem. Probably pretty cheap.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Harlan Crow, Leonard Leo, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, etc.

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beb's avatar

An interesting take on the Iowa caucus is that 49% of voters preferred someone other than Trump. That's not a ringing endorsement for the heir apparent.

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tegrat's avatar

yes, a massive 7% of Iowa's GOP voters gave him the nod. IMPRESSIVE COFEEFE RIGHT THERE

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oscarphile's avatar

= 2.5% of all IA voters

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Endorsement from Rubio without a woefully misapplied bible verse?! I call shenanigans.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Those lies about the expanded Child Tax Credit is typical Rubio - who has been a disaster since first elected ( that was in 2010, when he replaced Republican Mel Martinez who was retiring - and running against... Charlie Crist ). In that term, he ran up one of the worst Senate attendance records, and was on the record saying he hated the job. One of "achievements" in that term was being part of a bipartisan immigration plan - which he immediately voted against. Then his 2016 presidential nomination hopes went up in smoke, and the asshole immediately changed his mind about the Senate, joining the race midway - and the stipods in Florida still re-elected him ( admittedly, none of the other Republicans running for that seat in 2016 were any charms, either ).

I had high hopes that he would get ousted in 2022, when we even had a strong Democratic candidate in Val Demings. But apparently the Republican brain rot had already progressed so far in Florida, that he won yet another opportunity to fuck with us.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Upvoted for stipods.

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Bupkus231's avatar

You do realize that was a typo? My fat fingers often miss the key they were aimed for, and get nearby ones. I try to catch them, but my proof-reading skills often fail me.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I still have this picture that in one of those boxes Trump kept in the shitter, there are tiny jars labeled “Marco’s balls,” “Kevin’s balls,” etc.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

A lot of Floridians remember how Rube said his job was too hard so he skipped a plethora of votes in order to conserve his strength. Of course, none of his votes would have helped average Floridians, so no great loss.

And then they returned him to office instead of voting in Val Deming.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

"You should always expect less from Rubio."

I do, and he never disappoints.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Less than zero.

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SethTriggs's avatar

All these cowards will fall in line. Nothing new.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

L'il Marco looks thirsty again...

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Rubio is such a pathetic little cowardly shit.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Love the sub-hed - so very true!

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Zap's avatar

"we had a President who didn’t cave to special interests" Yeah. He was his own special interest.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Some Democrat should take Rubio up on his expanded child tax credit lie before it gets cold and the GOP lets him forget he wrote it. Where's a Fetterman when you need one?

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