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What's your pathetic whine to do with Rubio or are you just sitting at home alone, lonely and don't have a single friend, in the world?

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“…she could probably just smear racial epithets on a wall with her own feces and call it good.”Well, she could, if she wanted to look like some kind of “elitist”, who knows how to “read” and “write”.

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“Li’l Marco”, it’s not about his height.

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Well if you had actually read it you'd have noticed that:

#1 I started by saying "OT because I'm in Europe and time is weird". Literally the first sentence.

#2 I'm obviously traveling, staying in Airbnb's and ordering, sometimes fruitlessly, UberEATS.

#3 Pretty sure I specifically mentioned that I took a train from Lisbon to Lagos.

So yeah sitting alone, bit definitely not at home and in fact just made a new friend at The Star in Lagos. We are gonna meet for drinks in Lisbon later this week.

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I can't wait to see the chapter on his actual accomplishments as a legislator. Should be a real stem winder.

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It's hard to pick one... they're (their, there) all so loathsome!!

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Arithmetic!! The Great GOP Bugaboo.

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That seems kinda... for real...?

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That photo, wow. Rubio looks like "Oh duuude I am so stoned right now."

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oh please, he'll probably just cut and paste the book of Isaiah, and hope we won't notice

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Grassley is 'The Gimp'

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I laughed. I cried. But, no, really Scipio, it sounds like you're having a good time. I wish I could walk into an awesome Portuguese bakery just like that. And, yes, I have to admit the Lagos part confused me.

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No longer the boyish future of the Republican Party.

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The base always needs more, and they aren't getting it. They're getting Trump: The Sequel, Trump: The Next Generation, and the same old wacky neighbors who drop in for comedy relief. I just can't see the base getting really excited about those choices.

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You know, if a political party offered me decades of decadence, I'd have to give them a good, hard look.

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You want to see his active social life documented, you're going to have to buy a yearbook.

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