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Fred Farkleshine's avatar

What's your pathetic whine to do with Rubio or are you just sitting at home alone, lonely and don't have a single friend, in the world?

marcus816's avatar

“…she could probably just smear racial epithets on a wall with her own feces and call it good.”Well, she could, if she wanted to look like some kind of “elitist”, who knows how to “read” and “write”.

marcus816's avatar

“Li’l Marco”, it’s not about his height.

🏛️Scipio Newburyporticus🏛️'s avatar

Well if you had actually read it you'd have noticed that:

#1 I started by saying "OT because I'm in Europe and time is weird". Literally the first sentence.

#2 I'm obviously traveling, staying in Airbnb's and ordering, sometimes fruitlessly, UberEATS.

#3 Pretty sure I specifically mentioned that I took a train from Lisbon to Lagos.

So yeah sitting alone, bit definitely not at home and in fact just made a new friend at The Star in Lagos. We are gonna meet for drinks in Lisbon later this week.

Old flintlock's avatar

I can't wait to see the chapter on his actual accomplishments as a legislator. Should be a real stem winder.

mailman27's avatar

It's hard to pick one... they're (their, there) all so loathsome!!

mailman27's avatar

Arithmetic!! The Great GOP Bugaboo.

mailman27's avatar

That seems kinda... for real...?

DaveM's avatar

That photo, wow. Rubio looks like "Oh duuude I am so stoned right now."

gammarae's avatar

oh please, he'll probably just cut and paste the book of Isaiah, and hope we won't notice

Gary_Seven's avatar

Grassley is 'The Gimp'

Catbird's avatar

I laughed. I cried. But, no, really Scipio, it sounds like you're having a good time. I wish I could walk into an awesome Portuguese bakery just like that. And, yes, I have to admit the Lagos part confused me.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

No longer the boyish future of the Republican Party.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The base always needs more, and they aren't getting it. They're getting Trump: The Sequel, Trump: The Next Generation, and the same old wacky neighbors who drop in for comedy relief. I just can't see the base getting really excited about those choices.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You know, if a political party offered me decades of decadence, I'd have to give them a good, hard look.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

You want to see his active social life documented, you're going to have to buy a yearbook.