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GoofyMcDork's avatar

Who is the schmuck smirking behind Coach Gym? He looks like he's waiting to be patted on the head and be given a bone for pissing on the leg of his master.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

This isn't even hair splitting, it's turd smashing.

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Hunk's avatar

I should not watch, these people piss me off. Garland is not letting them trip him up, and they are getting weird about it.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

They are outdoing themselves in being shitheads.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

These republicans need to go suck a septic tank.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I could go for some Stollen but it's not Christmas.

the "choice" is a foregone conclusion, really.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Jefferson Van Drew is in need of a distemper shot

He’s wound a little tightly.

He needs to lose the purple tie but it does match his face

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

He was pretty offensive.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Massie with the swing and a miss, those clips aren't the flex you think they are dipshit.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I wish some Dem would ask Gymbo "Are you aware of any time in US history that a vice president set an administration policy?" "Are you aware of any impeachment inquiries into alleged conduct that occurred prior to the subject of the impeachment inquiry taking office?" "Does a vice president have any legal authority besides as a tie breaker in the US senate?" Unfortunately, nobody gets to ask these GOP clowns any questions. I guess a Dem could ask Garland and achieve nearly the same effect.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

“Are you aware of any time in US history that a vice president set an administration policy?”

Only in the job description cited by Sarah Palin.

Remember how many times she botched the question of what the job of VP is? 🤦‍♂️

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I had forgotten that, blissfully perhaps.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Swalwell read Gym Jordan for the sniveling, corrupt weasel he truly is.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I refuse to watch anything Gym Jordan so this is nice to read.

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Les Bontemps's avatar

I am outraged that Gym Jordan does not have the professional decency to wear a suitcoat! As chair of the committee, shouldn't he be upholding minimum standards of decorum? He is a disgrace to his district and to Congress!

(I apologize for this joke as I'm pretty certain it has already been made somewhere down-thread but I am too lazy to go look.)

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

No need to apologize.

Gym Jordan can never be on the receiving end of too much mocking and ridicule.

Carry on

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

And don't get me started on Zelenskyy!!

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Doesn't he know there's a war on?

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Hey, Darryl Issa is STILL AN ASSHOLE!

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Marla's avatar

You mean Daryl Issa (R-Car Thief)?

Never gets old.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Nice to know at least SOME things never change.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Right, he's not like the odometer on one of his cars

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Pisto75666's avatar

I understood that reference.gif.

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1st light's avatar

Does Merrick Garland seem to have poor hearing? He does not appear to follow as well as he should. The Rs are disgusting, of course. If there's a hearing with David Weiss it will be a super shit show.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Do the hearings continue if the Republicans shut down the government?

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

They’ll be privately funded by Not A Russian Mob Account, LLC.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

"yet another fucking escaped coach trying to do a real person’s job"

I'm reading James Loewen's "Lies My Teacher Told Me" these days. He writes, "Some high school principals assign history to coaches, who have to teach something, after all. Assigning American history classes to teachers for whom history lies outside their field of competence obviously implies the subject is not important or that 'anyone can teach it.'"

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Marla's avatar

In my high school, the football coach taught chemistry. I blew up the chem lab once. He actually called me at home over the summer and begged me not to take Chem II.

Good times.

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AdrienneFromset's avatar

Makes sense. All my history teachers were coaches. And useless.

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Caepan's avatar

For three straight years of high school, our Health class was taught by the school's football coach. The only thing I remember from those classes were, "If you get an injury, put ice on it" and "If you catch VD, you can get a free penicillin shot at the local clinic."

So, pretty much what he also taught his players.

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randomnessliz's avatar

at my HS the coaches taught Drivers Education (in cars supplied by the school, no less)........they were actually pretty good at it, too!

and this was done in the 1980's at a North Carolina public school adjacent to a military base......you know, communist Canada

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Michael Bowen's avatar

Yep, I got driver's ed from the football coach in mid-'70s NC.

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Kimmyb's avatar

My 9th grade Oklahoma History teacher was the football/girl's volleyball couch who was very good at assaulting his volleyball players. The only things I remember from that class was the Trail of Tears and the assault.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, Tumbrel Pilot's avatar

Gym Jordan IS the wrong end of the horse!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I would pay dearly to witness Jordumb be kicked into the side of a Subaru by a horse.

Or a good 'ol Murican Ford.

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

Not MY Subaru, please.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

All that's missing from this three ring circus is the canvas tent.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Clowns sweeping up the poop.

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