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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I once watched Sarah huckabee sanders reading to kids at one of those Easter events. Shevread this book about Jesus. As I recall, the story ended at the crucifixion, which I kind of found odd, since Easter and resurrection is supposed to be the whole point. I’m fact I remember my conservative parents being unhappy with Jesus Christ Superstar because it did did not have Easter morning in it. Don’t ask me why I watched any of a trump White House holiday event.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Right-wingers: "The Public Scrools are indoctrinating Murica's children to be godless, tree-huggin', commies who love n---ers, f-gs, and tr-nnies!!!"

Liberals: "(Gasp) We would NEVER do that!"

Me: "Well, why the fuck aren't you? Not only will you have an easier time achieving the progress you claim we need, but if you don't THEY WILL!"

Lady MS's avatar

in 3…2…1…NY Post: FLOTUS spoon-feeds diversity with multicolored animal primer.

V4Virginia's avatar

OT: Gretchen Whitmer made a banger of a statement on Trans Day of Visibility:

https://youtu.be/PWziY1x8qcw?feature=shared&t=1061

Tom65's avatar

OT: DJT stock taking a nosedive so far, down almost 20% from previous close.

Tom65's avatar

All-time high was $79/share, now down around $49/share

Antifa Commander's avatar

That Guy warned us about a bloodbath, right? And here we are.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Looks like the end-of-quarter goals were met. Smoke 'em if you have 'em.

John Thorstensen's avatar

We're gonna meet with our financial advisor this afternoon. Should I suggest we buy it all up while it's cheap?

Tom65's avatar

Hell no. It should be trading at $2. I wouldn't touch it.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I was funnin', of course.

John Thorstensen's avatar

"Down I go." -- The old-timey sherriff in the Simpsons' "Marge in Chains", after Bart/Bartina clocks him with a blackjack as part of a scheme to get his mom out of jail.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Amazing, the video started at the 4:20 mark...

Dark Brandon says, "For those about to smoke! We Salute You!"

SkeptiKC's avatar

I suppose that I ought to load and blaze up a bowl.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Why isn’t Jill Biden helping with the Baltimore bridge cleanup?!?

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I saw a bit of video of the bridge cleanup and it was kind of impressive.

DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

"Now we are all confused which right-wing outrage we are supposed to be outraged about."

AOT, K!

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Spending $8600 is kinda fun. The new central air system is being installed as we speak. The old one is in the front yard and looks well, old. It lasted over 20 years, so we got a lot of use out of the old guy.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

I need to replace mine this month, all performance metrics in yellow or red. It will not survive a heat wave, and as I would like to live myself, the big bucks will be spent.

feralboy12's avatar

20 years is a good run. And now it begins its second life as a lawn ornament, right?

IMPOed's avatar

Wait, does Jesus have "Covenant Eyes"?

Michael McGuire's avatar

We can't have people reading to children. Then they might think reading is fun and education 8s a good thing and they may not leave school after 8th grade to work on farms and in factories. I am so tired of the GQP and the fact they care nothing about children or the larger society. I AM SO TIRED OF THE STUPIDITY.

Maryland Bear's avatar

I suppose it's too much to hope that FLOTUS read books like:

* G-R-A-T-E Expectations by Edmund Welles

* Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds (the expurgated version)

* Ethyl the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying

Daniel's avatar

No Dikkens with two Ks?

Mavenmaven's avatar

We can already predict the right making "draq queen story hour" jokes.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Reading to children, like she's just another common First Ladies? IIRC, Melon read "The Horny Caterpillar," and Shrub read "Shame on You, My Pet Goat, You Can't Get Fooled Again!"

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Free speech heroes get mad at book readings. Film at 11.

blueicebank's avatar

OT.

"Republican blame game heats up as their majority thins"

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4564432-republican-blame-game-majority/

GOP in disarray. No, that's not quite right. GOP disheveled. Mmm, closer.

GOP hits Skid Row and still hasn't hit bottom. There; nailed it.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

“The American people agree with us on the issues,” said Rep. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.), who represents a district Biden won by 10 points in 2020.

Uh ... not. Try again, Mike.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Until they’re in a bunker with a loaded gun there can be no relaxing.

IMPOed's avatar

Party?

More like The Night of The Long Knives!

Please, proceed!

Satanic Pancake's avatar

"A Shrinking Republican Majority Leaves Democrats In Disarray: How The Republican Collapse Dooms Old Biden's Chances in 2024 If He Even Lives That Long" -- NYT

Maryland Bear's avatar

"GOP in ruins not seen since the Gauls sacked Rome"

(Okay, I just like saying "sacked".)

Resource NW's avatar

I am hoping for more of the Boudicca sacks Londinium effect. Smoking, leveled ruins and no one gets out. Heads into the Walbrook.

Antifa Commander's avatar

"Crack whores tell GOP, 'You need to get your shit together.'"

Justin, disciple of Apollyon's avatar

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

But according to WaPo, it's still "Democrats in Disarray." The media is so tiresome.