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I once watched Sarah huckabee sanders reading to kids at one of those Easter events. Shevread this book about Jesus. As I recall, the story ended at the crucifixion, which I kind of found odd, since Easter and resurrection is supposed to be the whole point. I’m fact I remember my conservative parents being unhappy with Jesus Christ Superstar because it did did not have Easter morning in it. Don’t ask me why I watched any of a trump White House holiday event.

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Right-wingers: "The Public Scrools are indoctrinating Murica's children to be godless, tree-huggin', commies who love n---ers, f-gs, and tr-nnies!!!"

Liberals: "(Gasp) We would NEVER do that!"

Me: "Well, why the fuck aren't you? Not only will you have an easier time achieving the progress you claim we need, but if you don't THEY WILL!"

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in 3…2…1…NY Post: FLOTUS spoon-feeds diversity with multicolored animal primer.

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OT: Gretchen Whitmer made a banger of a statement on Trans Day of Visibility:

https://youtu.be/PWziY1x8qcw?feature=shared&t=1061

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OT: DJT stock taking a nosedive so far, down almost 20% from previous close.

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All-time high was $79/share, now down around $49/share

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That Guy warned us about a bloodbath, right? And here we are.

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Looks like the end-of-quarter goals were met. Smoke 'em if you have 'em.

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We're gonna meet with our financial advisor this afternoon. Should I suggest we buy it all up while it's cheap?

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Hell no. It should be trading at $2. I wouldn't touch it.

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I was funnin', of course.

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"Down I go." -- The old-timey sherriff in the Simpsons' "Marge in Chains", after Bart/Bartina clocks him with a blackjack as part of a scheme to get his mom out of jail.

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Lol

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And the bath I predicted begins.

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Amazing, the video started at the 4:20 mark...

Dark Brandon says, "For those about to smoke! We Salute You!"

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I suppose that I ought to load and blaze up a bowl.

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A federal appeals court has ruled that Peter Navarro's arguments are without merit. Much like Peter Navarro himself.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cadc.39578/gov.uscourts.cadc.39578.1208609758.0.pdf

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Nelson Muntz 'ha-ha!'.gif

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Why isn’t Jill Biden helping with the Baltimore bridge cleanup?!?

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I saw a bit of video of the bridge cleanup and it was kind of impressive.

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"Now we are all confused which right-wing outrage we are supposed to be outraged about."

AOT, K!

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Spending $8600 is kinda fun. The new central air system is being installed as we speak. The old one is in the front yard and looks well, old. It lasted over 20 years, so we got a lot of use out of the old guy.

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I need to replace mine this month, all performance metrics in yellow or red. It will not survive a heat wave, and as I would like to live myself, the big bucks will be spent.

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20 years is a good run. And now it begins its second life as a lawn ornament, right?

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Congrats!

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Bill Grueskin: Trump's Truth Social company posted its new financials to the SEC today.

The firm generated just $4.1 million (with an M) revenue for all of 2023, while racking up $58 million in net losses.

Market cap is > $6 billion.

(This isn't an April 1 joke.)

https://twitter.com/BGrueskin/status/1774808534368063603

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The epic dump of this turd stock is coming. First, they have to sell the shares to the rubes at the high price.

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He has zero $ upfront. Even if it tanks to $5 a share he will make bank, then take a loss on his taxes for the drop from the initial IPO. Weismann did make sure he understood that much math.

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Oh, Donnie will get some money out ... in six months. It's the _others_ who are gonna get hosed.

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Doesn't PAB own/control most of the board? 6 month rule could change.

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This is such bullshit.

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Speculation is that his followers are artificially propping the price up by buying shares. They're gonna take a bath when it tanks.

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Lord knows they need a bath.

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Wait, does Jesus have "Covenant Eyes"?

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We can't have people reading to children. Then they might think reading is fun and education 8s a good thing and they may not leave school after 8th grade to work on farms and in factories. I am so tired of the GQP and the fact they care nothing about children or the larger society. I AM SO TIRED OF THE STUPIDITY.

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I suppose it's too much to hope that FLOTUS read books like:

* G-R-A-T-E Expectations by Edmund Welles

* Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds (the expurgated version)

* Ethyl the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying

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No Dikkens with two Ks?

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We can already predict the right making "draq queen story hour" jokes.

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Reading to children, like she's just another common First Ladies? IIRC, Melon read "The Horny Caterpillar," and Shrub read "Shame on You, My Pet Goat, You Can't Get Fooled Again!"

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