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Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT:

"Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona said on Tuesday that she would not seek re-election, ending more than a year of speculation about her political future and clearing the race for a traditional matchup between the eventual Democratic and Republican nominees.

“Because I choose civility, understanding, listening, working together to get stuff done, I will leave the Senate at the end of this year,” she said in a video announcement." https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/05/us/politics/kyrsten-sinema-arizona-senate.html?campaign_id=190&emc=edit_ufn_20240305&instance_id=116806&nl=from-the-times&regi_id=87935768&segment_id=159914&te=1&user_id=48117dafd8d7dec50fd158c20f07fc9f

josephebacon's avatar

Natasha Sinema just disclosed that she's not going to run for another term.

GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!

josephebacon's avatar

I just can handle Doofy Steve. He's too Sucking Ftoopid for his own good.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Well, there you go, stupid idiot Reek asks a question about 2024 that Karine has said she'll never comment on. Furthermore, jackass, the President and Vice-President don't like you and won't talk to you because your a fascist pig.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And he smells funny. That's why he's always by himself in the press room. Allegedly.

SkeptiKC's avatar

How in the hell Karine doesn't deck Douche-nozzle never ceases to amaze me.

CripesAmighty's avatar

OMFG they're gonna do '16 over again! We're facing the existential threat of fascist tyrrany: Nazi Germany in styrofoam and particle board--but the concentration camps, goon squads and pregnancy police will be all too real. And DNC drones are meeping and prattling away about 'inFrAstrcTure' and 'TaX cRediTs!'

Any minute they're gonna Lysol wipe the mold off of 'Stronger Together' and drag it out of the fucking basement.

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

off topic and Very Nice Thing!

a Grey Whale was sighted off Nantucket today, and that species had been hunted out of the Atlantic Ocean by the late 18th C.

SkeptiKC's avatar

This quite literally brings tears of joy to my eyes.

Those magnificent creatures have every reason to despise the sight of any of us.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

They've been understudying Moby Dick, and they're ready to use some mad skilz.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Oh, for sure. Stay clear of the New Bedford docks, mate. Those whales have LONG memories.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

The two year long adderall/amphetamine salts/Vyvanse/whatever shortage is still ongoing with some pretty serious professional and academic consequences for people and children who can't get their supply (present company included). This is almost certainly not going to be asked about by these chuckleheaded morons because they have Biden's age to yammer about.

tehbaddr's avatar

The Orange Menace's WH done gobbled them all up!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I have a bottle of Adderall from a couple of years ago that I wish I could give to one of you Wonkers who needs it. (I tried one capsule and then we parted ways.)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Focalin here for Land Shark pup. Still waiting.

aktlib101's avatar

Idjit ALERT!, it's a CONSPISRACY

https://www.rawstory.com/facebook-outage/

"Widespread outages hitting Facebook, Instagram and Threads Tuesday blocked users from logging into their accounts — and caused a flood of conspiracy theories that Meta was being used to weaken Donald Trump on Super Tuesday.

LP's avatar

Wait...I thought it was to prevent Taylor Swift's post urging folks to vote today from reaching her minions

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It's always about them. Fucking toddlers.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Zuckerberg will get served with a whining lawsuit in 3...2...

SkeptiKC's avatar

Their petulant paranoia is just too perfect.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sakes. LOL!!

tehbaddr's avatar

I don't watch these anymore. As fun as it is to see Doocy get kicked in the nutz, it does get tired.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I don't watch that shit either. It's just too fucking exasperating watching all of those drooling imbeciles and listening to their stupid horseshit questions.

coco lurks from home's avatar

It pisses me off that when you have such talents as KJP or Psaki up there to give intelligent answers for our benefit, the gorram White House press core instead turns it into a crapfest for the lowest common denominator.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Unlike under trump where they were sniveling cowards trying to keep access to the King and his jesters/press secretaries.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Pearls to swine.

Apologies to swine.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

That guy on the right must be Italian, what with the way he speaks with his hands.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Let's hope he doesn't go all Scalia Sicilian on us.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

There is nothing Ms Jean-Pierre can't wear. And she looks a bit exasperated today.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

If you had to face these mewling pre-schoolers every day wouldn't you be exasperated?

SkeptiKC's avatar

I do not possess enough patience to do that job. My sarcasm would see me fired on day one.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

And the cameras are on! The vile sack of rotten protoplasm that is Reek is in attendance.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

OK, here's the thing. The incompetent toddlers of the Press Corpse are going to ask Karine political questions that she has repeatedly told them to take to the campaign HQ, not her.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

"Williamson had far surpassed the votes for Biden, Rep. Dean Phillips (D-MN), and Zorbog the Blissful."

TEAM ZORGBOG!

Oblio's Cap's avatar

The Cosmic Egg has spoken!

Mr blob's avatar

I’m summoning them back into action to protect us from an invasion of the crystal homeworld

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_AYak9RiAws-Qh9phPiV7XtmclCZ5FwKXDZB_nHfEtA&s

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The Astral Plane is well known for its karma chameleon fickleness.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Her grift must not have quite dried up yet.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"We only have to overcome an 85 point gap!"

blueicebank's avatar

We need to send healing crystals to Joe ASAP!