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Do you think that mess would stand up to stringing up a chihuahua?

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Plus his filing system's a mess, I hear, after he brought in some incompetent government guys to straighten it out.

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Babby goats is too cute, but can they be housebroken?

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Probably not but-- my cat is looking at me as if he's never seen me before in his life.

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I'm still scratching my head at that one....

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Wha? Haven't they noticed, he's black????

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It's what he normally does in his many many depositions.

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Ta, Liz.

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Exactly.

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Sometimes the only thing to do is to let a toddler have his tantrum. I think the world would benefit from seeing Congress giving him the runway to be a brat in front of Congress.

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They're going to have to write him in which will be glorious because he'll split the GOP vote.

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I still want him hanged on the gallows his followers built for his vice president.

You may say that I'm a dreamer...

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Run a fake 800 number in the chyron while he's testifying, and tell him it's for supporters to donate money.

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i would love it if he loses his shit and is removed to the congress cells cos he was throwing shit and screaming and carry on - you can bet the footage of that would get leaked at some point

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yeah, I've had mixed feelings about that from the get-go. it's just extremely hard to imagine that she's fundamentally changed, and not just doesn't want to go back to the olden days where they could manipulate the public towards being reactionary assholes on every and any subject but keep it more hush-hush.

I'll rather be overly cautious than getting burned again. if I'm wrong, I won't have a problem to admit it.

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